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When you're someone else's bitch
Bad Luck Lobster
I am the snake in the boot
He could have been the best trainee in the world
Gotta kill Aerith fast
Found Asian Brad Pitt while in Beijing
To all rebels out there
how you Look while fapping and hearing suspicious noises
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
As if it could get anymore uncomfortable
Well okay then
after she has seen my pokemon collection
God damn Todd
old but gold
But can you at least act like it did?...
"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"
This story got me aroused
I wish i was this good
MRW they tell me I'm to old to play games.
MRW I find something better after I cum.
im in the zone now
Who needs a truck anyway?
The Magic Horse
ISIS 1 hour after crossing the russian border.
Shaken, not stirred
Nick Offerman without the Moustache.
I'm Scruffy. The janitor.
95% of car thefts end in a chase...
Advice for the suicidal
Jesus knows supply & demand stuff
First woman in space
She told me to . . .
When Bae Says She Is Home Alone Just After Fapping
What cup is this?
Rick Puns Strikes Again
And the week of Mondays begin...
It's on Wikipedia so it's true
When you take your girlfriend to a One D concert and you notice a friend of yours
Imagine, if you will, a cavern...
When will then be now?
Replace "I need Feminism" with "I need therapy" and it makes a whole lot more sense
Brutal as toast
cant seem to let it go
It won't happen again you say?
Even as a young boy Nicholas knew what he wanted to do with his life
Mario really has let himself go
Once I got that lucky with a girl...turned out to be a guy
Hover-sex: A tale of coitus interruptus of the average OP on HL
It's just not the same as it used to be...
Cleverbot as helpful as always
Why isn't she cooking?
Christchurch Police: Best at Facebook
What the hell am I doing with my life!? Must get shit back together and be a cat..
Seems like Disney ain't the only one destroying childhood nowadays...
Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister
North Korea=Best Korea
The only feedback I really need to supply
Good guy Santa
Because it's the subway.
Give it back !
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
Cyanide & happiness meets South Park
how the end began.
"What time do you have to be at the daycare tomorrow?"
How can you!?
and f*ck you too
Classy as f*ck
And yes I do love having some negerboll in my mouth
Apparently not everything.