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When you realize you forgot to close the porn tab
death by balls. cold balls.
Her last boyfriend was going bananas
Plagueieus autismius kadabra!
You know, I'm here for the girls
It wasn't an accident.
For them white and goldies like my self
This time, it was the crystal who asked the question
Don't you dare cross the street!
Typical Nig Nog life.
Now pray for your lives
Clue, the best movie ever.
Kim Jong Hutt
"I dont wanna die!"
It's up to you now, Sheldon. RIP Mr. Nimoy
Chinese Photoshop Master Pt2
That shit's cold
Tinder seduction at its finest.
To the fap cave!
Chinese Photoshop Master
Fifty Shades of Pay
Sucks to be that guy
People that post snapchat stories but never watch anyone elses.
To everyone talking about their great summers
Thanks man :(
Perfect response to cheesy pick up line
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Can't even fast
Leave me alone jesus
There ain't no fun in that
How to pick up American women
Everybody's favorite choose your own adventure classic
I didn't wanna know anyways
Don't judge maaan, don't judge.
Black people don't have a choice...
George Takei's Gay Test
Dating tip in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant
Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.
Now look at what the Department of Homeland Security has to do!
The $1 bill resembles a bunch of dudes circle jerking
bae watchin the game
too damn close!
Asked a girl out. She said yes and asked what we were gonna do.
They went there for something else...
There's no denying how true this is
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD!
Apples are efficient for mornings
When meeting an Olympian
If you're reading Twilight, then slitting your own wrists and using your blood works fine too
Why potatoes are the best veggie
Was it worth it?
Don't leave your phone at church....
This pretty much sums up Instagram for me.
When ugly girls hit on you
There goes my plans for today
Book Gandalf was a sarcastic smartass
Meth.... Not bad
When i tell you to shove your joke up your arse i'm being figurative
Who said the Titanic actually sank?
Guess that would be for a beat down
A tough choice
The Dress is a lie
The truth about cheese
"Wife Discovers Browser History," unknown artist, c. 1586
Oh, and also... you're the dinner, son.
he also finds where's waldo while he was in the nursery
The Lion King did it first
True shit right here.
Us vs Them.
When life gives you bananas...
MRW I hear an anti-vaxxer talking about "natural" cures for measles and polio
This reminded me of Stickybeard from KND
What a cock...
Florida sewer Rat.
Even North Korea has them...
When bae talkin shit!
inaccurate, the chimp would have thrown the poo
What could be worse than that ?
Dogs don't ride bicycles
Genghis never gave up.
Maybe 2 corn chips
Something we can all agree on about the color of that dress
coming back from family vacation
Be sure to take a lot of puppies
Me going into finals every time...
Found in the bathroom at work. Someone learned a very hard lesson.