I think I would be a total dick if I ever got my hands on a Portal Gun.
This post will make you laugh
You've just found the best place to have fun. I mean, we don't even have ads.
Use your keyboard to navigate
And I was all like "let it go"
Whale, that's a plot-twist
good thing the mother is away
Without breaking a sweat
On the other hand, he's got a jetpack
maybe this was supposed to be on reservoir dogs
Putin down the phone. Click.
I can relate to this
The favor of favoring the favor
This joke seems 'armless enough
It only needs a squidward nose now
As an OP, this is really important to me.
A full head of hair between them
All of Tumblr is one wheel.
Seems like Putin has a secret
Play it cool... Syke!
son, you'll never guess what i named you after
Your hole weak
Like hell she's a virgin
Stop crying about snow. You bastards
SNL used to be so much better.
You sly fox you
It's O-K to be reasonably open minded towards people
listen to your mom; she has some widsom.
lickitung use lick, dicklet is super errective!
The Incredible Hulk
What is it with Americans?
every strategy game ever
next time leo. you will drown them in it for not winning the oscar
Keeping with the times
One of this days he's going to start spitting on bruce's drink.
Putin does it again
Tits or gtfo
Middle school years...
Trust me, I'm white
i hate vegans
*Putin on glasses*
Will Smith and Alan the cameraman
Cheek kiss is fine.
Oh heavens, I failed...
The truth about atm's revealed
What the f*ck happened last night
Yeah I'll just make my own sandwiches from now on
seeing a good post
meth...not even once
spidey trouble #254
Dat a... oh no, no, no, no, no
how to speak to the queen 101
nice strike faggit now lemme slap ya
yo got spider on yo face
Oh Jorah, you so fabulous
Probably not what the vegans wanted
But what to do in a lesbian relationship?
can we have this as a buffering symbol?
Yuk! how disgusting
Church in a nutshell
Time For Glory
Good guy Putin: has premium account weapons, doesn't use them
Is this real life?
Steve! ... Steve! .... Steve! .. Steve! ....
coming into school the next day with new clothes
Post going well aaanndd its downvoted
try anal they said, it's fun they said
My wood reacts when someone sits on it too
How it shouldve happened
some people.. geez
let's play find the hugeloler
I love being a cashier sometimes
Why do you hate gingers so...
It's getting serious!
I'm so done
"unicorns exist" - Google
fuck it. im out of here
Meanwhile on skyrim mods
laid by overly materialistic shallow bitches that are after the riches huehue
putin always russian ahead
"He who does not learn from history..."
you know you modded Skyrim too much when.
what if I told you: ladders.
People who didn't try Viagra yet
After the first Douchebag games the average IQ of the planet rose 30 points
something like this will make me study "hard"...
then post it on instagram