Heisenberg in the middle
This post will make you laugh
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Glad you could engage in this conversation too, SirPatStew
Effieciency doctor that is what we need
Please. Just a bit closer.
i cant stop reading all that on the wall
i bet this monkey has lice
Hitler controls twitter
Basically my daily struggle..
What the f*ck happened last night
how can lightbulbs be real if people are assholes
Not getting the joke and waiting for the captain.
It's O-K to be reasonably open minded towards people
Can't argue with that logic
If it's a girl, refill her uterus
The more you know
Good guy Putin: has premium account weapons, doesn't use them
Now the song is stuck in my head
They wanna adopt her so bad
And I was all like "let it go"
Ash is a badass.
A full head of hair between them
New trend: Put yoghurt into vagina and become pregnant.
It'd be a burn, but think of the trees!
a little bit of the side's please
70% of Americans don't know that the US is not the only country in the planet
Seems like Putin has a secret
His acting lessons paying off for once
Twice the dad jokes. Must be a pain in the ass.
Can't f*ck with that logic
Stop crying about snow. You bastards
Keeping with the times
That's What It's Called, Right?
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try anal they said, it's fun they said
Yeah I'll just make my own sandwiches from now on
seeing a good post with grammar mistakes
A is for anteater
I agree, your life sucks
Trying to hold a fart next to a cute girl in class
Tumblr thinks too hard
i'ma pull out ma gun if you keep doing dis shit, bitch
I smell Oscar
Sharing your fetish with others.
All of Tumblr is one wheel.
Meanwhile on skyrim mods
Suck his dick, that'll show him.
In 10 days, Crimea will be mine. Follow the news for more info, Comrades
The most asked question during a porn raid
Aw hell naw
He got the contrast of a Chess Board
10/10 would fight for the Motherland.
TFW> no gf to put sunscreen on you
I have to go!
most of hot girls were ugly as kids
Instant date prank
luke, i ate your slice
I don't think I can even do that while sober
Current situation in a nutshell
Trust me, I'm white
The welsh for badminton is spunking
When she refuses to do anal
Hard as a rock
Titans loves big clocks
I don't know if it's a repost but...i can't stop laughing.
Guess whoooooo..... :D
Think of the Dolphins.
maybe this was supposed to be on reservoir dogs
Without breaking a sweat
Press it twice just to make sure
They are great musicians...
If only there was a way of warning people
Time For Glory
Weapons > words
lickitung use lick, dicklet is super errective!
The more you know
next time leo. you will drown them in it for not winning the oscar
Your hole weak
but you gotta admit. they played that part pretty well
not even the final form