Stop saying "I wish" my butt

Srsly...

Never have i known greater disappointment...

Good advice

In the second picture, she's like : Wtf?

Planking...

I'd Go Gay For Batman

I think I would be a total dick if I ever got my hands on a Portal Gun.

Agent 47 doing what he does best.

This guy... I like him

Satan has a Facebook account.

This is what happens when b**ches get out of the kitchen

Simpsons cab

Men, we've always got each other's backs!

Some call this art...others call it addiction

When you think you're winning an online argument

Welcome to YouTube!

New Formula 1 pit stop record: 2.05 seconds. Amazing coordination and teamwork.

Tumblr Gold

Youtube at its best

Girls don't fart!

Sometimes IKEA furniture can get frustrating...

Neiled it!

If this chance isn't used I lose my faith in humanity

Almost!

It's kinda true...

Oh Kim-Jong-God

I'd do that too

Right in the childhood

That beautiful moment

Yep, your life sucks all right

Just sodium acetate equation ... wait what!?

Nothing to see here, move along

Keeping them warm

The best of Tumblr

Admit it? You?ve done this before

Looks like we've been f*cked over by rockstar again...

Here, have Slenderman instead.

<<That

I hope I'm not the only one.

Gooooooo charmader ... wtf

Go sit in the fetus room!

Tumblr Compilation

I thought I would jump on this bandwagon

Wargs

What a narcist douchebag!

Parenting: you're doing it right

Oh Harry.. You Dawg!

Indeed, Mr. Naked-Banana-Man

Breaking nails..

This kid is a genius

It's a problem

When I open a bag of chips and my friends are near

Men

When you're so drunk you think the breathalyzer is a drink

I really need one right now!

Siri has reached a breaking post

Tumblr facts

Anorexia

Want

Bar-tending Skills

You don't say...

This is way to deep

You think you can get away with that?

This is so satanistic

Peter's true face

So it was my birthday and a friend gifted handed me this! (first post ever)

The perfect wine glass

Yes/No

Would you like fries with your McWiener?

Below 9000

Mind. blown.

Coming home drunk to your pet

MTV generation

Need for Speer: Suburban Drift

Keep dreaming...

Bye bye

Huge one

Really is

I always hated those chickens

Just say when

It is but a theory

Scumbag Zelda.

Like i give a f*ck

Sometimes, commas are very useful.

Good times... good times...

Well no sh**

Just girly things

Ain't nobody got time for that

Eat your gays

Chris Brown cheating with a waitress.

Getting slapped when you have a sunburn.

Pandas are the drunkest animals

New Highscore !

Take that, biatch!

Killer penguin

Unique excuse!

Priorities...

Woman, you give me fake drink and I'll give you fake money!

Im going to solve that b*tch