Aliens are already here

Step it up Hot Topic

Sometimes, context is important

Oh, Jimmy.

Dat Comment

28% of Americans got this wrong.

Hold the kid, honey...

Me before every exam

Good advise

Should arrest the monkey bars for being a pedophile

It's called...

How about no?

Province girls in da city

Either way, both pretty freaking long

Cannot be unseen

Still better than apple maps

WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING rapist.

HIGHFIVE... anybody... no, ok

Where will you be?

Sleepy sleepy

When a highfive goes wrong.

Have a nice prom darling

Suddenly... Clarity.

Lying on the couch... wait what

Oh my god, my brain is producing noise to go with this?

Why can't I hold all my freedom-enforcers?

Coming home drunk

Run run mr krabs!

I wonder how if I had...

Parenting in on yourself while sexing with your walk

Good game, good game, f*ck you, good game.

Kim Jong Un has spoken

Sciene at its finest

Michelle Tyson

A bright sunny day...

It looks awful...

Pizza..

Drop that!

Wait, What?!? (DYKG)

Sh*tsh*tsh*tsh*t

This account belongs to my cat

History...

Trains In Different Worlds

Man bag ^^

So I finally decided to try silk

Thethingsgirlslove

Silk Is Fun

*Dramatic Music Enters*

That guy. That guy right there. He's a keeper. I don't care if he was 14. KEEPER

Those darn pro-choice people

Your turn

Pretty accurate

This time

Me Trying to sneak

You gotta love Rob DenBleyker

Literal b*tch Slap

Zach Faison or Donald Braff?

Screw the SWAT

Interesting movie fact

Uhhuh

How did I miss this growing up?

How would you improve HUGELOL?

Your mother waiting for you in the middle of the night

1 out of 3 people have slow reflexes

Party Pants

Just eating my banana

Don't try martial arts when drunk.

Windows has crashed

Lobster rage fist

Well... you can't hit the software

Ninja level. CAT!!

Brent Rambo approves!

When you are stoned and try to philosophize

When I try to walk normally

So deep

Just imagine..

Soo closeeee

After taking a sh*t in a public bathroom

Why?

Great idea pt. 2

In the news

Fact...

Oh, lovely beer

I can't wait!

Looks like a good dream.

Knew it

Buuuurrrrnnnn!!!!!

Your average day at the beach.

Stupid bee

That's a fukking human spider what the fukk

Here we go.

C*nt patrol

Thank you very much, anon.

She's screwed

Fury swipes

The floor is lava

God bless America

Shut up stupid human... no one cares about your Lego

I wish...

Paper gif gif?