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Fired on first day
Great day indeed
Bring your daughter to work day
How I see the "Give Gold" feature.
How it feels when a high level enters the low level zones
Nothing like the turtles.
This family's so ginger, they just make standard bread houses around Christmas time.
He's as cold as ice
They see me surfin', they're dyin'
The one true cancerous site
How a threatned american reacts to danger
Adam West should be in every cartoon
the remaining 700 kb are for the next three WCs
Wins WC, losses WW
Home defense while cleaning
<3 for youporn
Putin is at it again
Well, they're not wrong.
Someone has been using my razor
the gays are angry
pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!
How can jews be real if bin laden isn't real?
The average vegetarian
Or the spanish inquisition
Neil deGrasse Tyson knows how to solve all of the world's problems
Deadpool's got his priorities straight
O lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits
I present you , the alpha-beta
Men, follow this flow chart.
Death is fabulous
Jesus christ skylar
Let Battle Commence
When she says she can squirt
I don't detect any fail in his plan
The more the merrier.. right?
Germany is used to workings
well how the fuckity-fuck am i supposed to know that?
To all of you pathetic guys out there
Flowers are masculine, bro, don't deny it.
when i unstick my balls from my leg
I introduce you: The Bedsnake Beater
Note to everyone about Siri.
Donate to a meaningful cause pls
Before inventing the disposable razor, King Gillette was working at a slaughterhouse #-38FACTS
Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster
*Goes on and eats the earth while crying shamefully*
They go together like:
"Time is relative" - German science man.
10/10 would listen
Let the girl have her fucking cereal
She forgot the note
Share a Instagram of coke with: (Post name in comments)
When you REALLY want a deadline extension
OP local store is always willing to give a hand to their customers
The whole office will have a Grudge now
i think it will set new standards of movie making
Come on Congress.
Seth Rogen's parents.
Lets all sing
old habits die hard
best crossover ever.
I've never seen a better response
rick will remember that
A true Hero.
Do the Carlton Dance
The Fountain of youth
can't carry these noobs
Didn't even get a handy
Netherland is of amused
Life is a game
Thank you Siri
Harry will take care of those Suicial Arab Wizards
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No, I'm not. This table is just too comfortable.
Mein Tea Kettle
A tasteful pun
Kill the skeleton till it´s dead
Advice for women
When I come out of a public bathroom that has no hand dryer or paper towels
Baltazar doesn't share coke, he steals it
Charlie gets in trouble or the hamster gets it, your call mom