Meet the winner of the pirates, everyone, we can all go home now.

So I get money for lying in bed?

Replacing guns with thumbs ups

My first and probably the last trip to tumblr

Have a nice day!

Perfect spot for the camera

Fvck Everyone...

Right in the feelings

Tumblr o how I love you

Yes, indeed, humming is creepy....

We dont have to anymore

Nicknames

Snakebro

Must save my food

*Movie Logic*

Oh You

MacGyver's most ridiculous stunt ever

I love this.

Genius Patrick

Just Robert Downey Senior

Hehe

The thin line between...

Well... yeah...

Thats very racist

Surprise!

This is why I don't like him

This moment when you realize you're f*cked...

You know there's paranormal activity when..

He did it on purpose..

Congratulations!

Good Job I Don't Get Splinters off my Wood...

Winter is coming

Chickens keep their head on the same place when their body moves.

Air is too mainstream

Beer and engineering? Guess who

Oh so that's how centaurs are made

Kanga-oops

I wonder what happened...

Phd

What are you doing here?

Homer's ass got skills

I guess you could say that he got stoned to death.

Movie facts

I don't think that's how it works... Or even that it does!

Kim Jong Fabulous.

When you leave your car at the disabled parking

You better "bee" nice to them then

'murica

Private Fabulous

Help end the violence.

Plot twist

Eating noodles, the Asian way

Thank you, subtiitles

Don't be stupid when naming things ingame.

Can you do that... that thing you do,,,

And that is why you shouldn't drink even a single drop of alcohol when you are pregnant

Gun...

...fight!

I did my waiting - I know that feel sirius

When your parents tell you that they will be home in 15 minutes

Patrick makes a snow angel

Wacky waving inflatable arm-flaling tubemen...!

If you want to make sure ;)

Two repost in one gif makes it somewhat OC, doesn't it?

Happens to me too much

And that is why he win

Batsie batsie

When your friends hate your pregnant girlfriend.

Suicide? Not today

Well.. i guess... something got busted

Chain surfing

Lol, I'm a dolphin!

True story!!

Don't you?

Yup, maybe that's the reason!

Nothing really matters.

How did I not realize this before?

Bravissimo

How people on facebook act

Babysitting Lvl: MacGyver

I bet he started the fire!

Not what i expected

Happy International Star Wars Day!

Studying for my four back to back exams today and I just got a good luck email from a professor.

Faith restored in humanity

Grand theft YouTube

This is what I ask myself everyday.

Thats how i Ninja!

Metal Only

Well...I tried..

The pressure, man... It's too much sometimes!

Dear Santa...

When people try to make me eat food i dont like

He is not a good guard dog...

Too much weed

Put some fireworks into cow crap. Trust me, it's fun

Well, a grudge is a grudge!

That's very helpful, thank you

But...but..but

And you didn't believe them when they told you you're gonna need physics and sh*t