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This was a great show
Because the only toy girls are allowed to play are kitchenwares
Donate to a meaningful cause pls
Not the least bit rascist
what did the virgin say after her first BJ?
How to stop a hijacking
He's as cold as ice
10/10 would listen
at least they are honest
They go together like:
A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman
Waking up to your favourite song
No, I'm not. This table is just too comfortable.
Gandalf just doesn't know his limit.
He is sikh at driving motorcycle !
Mr. and Mrs. Dish
She forgot the note
i think it will set new standards of movie making
The new iPhone...
Prepare to gasp at the most poorly judged poster and date combo imaginable...
As good as the last one
I still don't have a girlfriend.
only in the philippines
I don't think I would lay on that floor.
This is so dark, when I turned around my tv was gone
How it feels when a high level enters the low level zones
Always care what you say
Oooh, what a coincidence, same here!
After ravaging a dayz server with a friend
best crossover ever.
he built his entire career to make this joke.
Collect Karma guys!
venomous and poison but ratehr safe you life
The big question of the commonwealth games.
can't carry these noobs
... and I'll take Accents for $600.
the third is sure to blow some minds
Where is the gold and promised land i was told about?!
old habits die hard
She was equally surprised to hear that Legoland and Disneyland are no real countries
atleast you're not lollygagging
MRW i hear a noise while i'm home alone
was that him? I don't nose
After whole weekend trying to finish Demon's Souls
Netherland is of amused
When they ask me to disable adblock to view something
"Humm, well alright then" -Hitler
The Numbers of the Beast
1. Convert light into energy 2. Totally agree
Didn't even get a handy
Lets all sing
"To View This Title, You Must Have The Title Bundle Pack For 59.99$"
Why didn't I think of this, I choose the power to attract bullets
It's just superstition after all.
I love you hugelol, no homo
Belly got you jelly
Lies people tell their kids
the gays are angry
Fucks given: 0
11/10 would buy
So Mark and Mary are interviewing people.
You're not my mom, bitch
I am so doing this next time i go to a restaurant.
Seth Rogen's parents.
She should have payed protection money
A true bitch
Because the important thing is knowing to break the ice.
Nachos is love, nachos is life.
I seem to have a hatred to 9fag ingrained in my being...
Pretentious little bitch.
+5 points for gryffindor
Fully commit, or eat shit...
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Come on Congress.
God damn it, Michael Bay !