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Good guy Santa
CNN must think I'm a really twisted person.
after she has seen my pokemon collection
Like a glove.
And next thing she was rabbling on about virgins
old but gold
how you Look while fapping and hearing suspicious noises
Because it's a cell wall
mid or feed
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
when i saw a cute girl
I bet she can't stand him.
Finding the right roommate
the driver was an alcohol
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.
When cashier ignores your hand and puts change on the counter
The bar is not for the weak of mind
You gotta watch out for these things on the road in Russia
Came across this review of Plague Inc: Evolved on Steam
Why does Walmart need greeters?
Real reason behind Dutch liberalism
Getting old but still looking young
And I'm learning Thai...
This needed a fixin'
and f*ck you too
The best comment on YouTube
I'm Scruffy. The janitor.
Homosexuals are gay.
Imagine, if you will, a cavern...
Goodnight Hugelol,I go to sleep now
Errybody love Kanye tho
A tall glass of disappointment
Parks & Rec wouldn't be the same without April
Not all things in Australia will try and kill you..
running around my fat friends
Beating rock with a pair of scissors.
Stuck the landing!
To all rebels out there
North Korea=Best Korea
When you know you're hitting it tonight
Technically correct -- the best kind of correct
He could have been the best trainee in the world
What does your cape do?
Are you down with the clown?
Sounds like me trying to study
You see Ivan, when sex like me, you no more fear of have pregnant
Why I don't fuck with my cat
Any last words?
future president 2102
Me picking up women
start of a yearlong therapy in 3..2.. 1..
Replace "I need Feminism" with "I need therapy" and it makes a whole lot more sense
You've got the AIDS
Apparently not everything.
Obese raccoon doesn't like competition
Jesus knows supply & demand stuff
Android phones vs Apple
Honesty, the best policy
Not to mention their fondness of the queen...
when ur in a parent teacher conference
What cup is this?
Christchurch Police: Best at Facebook
When one door shuts, another one opens
I'm not even sure what to make of this.
The Magic Horse
Advice for the suicidal
Art in Paris.. it's a christmas tree...
When Bae Says She Is Home Alone Just After Fapping
Because it's the subway.
I am the snake in the boot
First woman in space
That wasnt flying, that was a sick dunk
Bad Luck Lobster
Plot twist: All because he didn't invite him.