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u w0t m8?
It's just not the same as it used to be...
PornHub tells great stories
Cyanide & happiness meets South Park
i dont belive in double-mermaids
lord of the many things
running around my fat friends
It's on Wikipedia so it's true
Meanwhile in Rush Hour
I am the snake in the boot
You see Ivan, when sex like me, you no more fear of have pregnant
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
Cockadoodledoo. Southpark joke, if you didn't get it.
When you know you're hitting it tonight
Shaken, not stirred
10/10 would Play!
They're both shite
I blame the public education system.
Manlyness at it's best
Wear two glasses to appreciate that your daughter has now become a focused young man
Hmm chemistry could be interesting this year
Came across this review of Plague Inc: Evolved on Steam
Thanks for the info
You had one job, Gallbladder!
the driver was an alcohol
That wasnt flying, that was a sick dunk
ISIS 1 hour after crossing the russian border.
Bad Luck Lobster
CNN must think I'm a really twisted person.
Getting into Firefox' private mode after work
Because everything is better in pink!
No this is Patrick
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
Why I don't fuck with my cat
Please dont be this guy
Well that escalated quickly.
When you take your girlfriend to a One D concert and you notice a friend of yours
What the hell am I doing with my life!? Must get shit back together and be a cat..
Cleverbot as helpful as always
When my Mjölnir messes with me
I think it means pounding.
after she has seen my pokemon collection
This dog knows things...
Back to the friendzone
lonely, hungry and sleepy
As if it could get anymore uncomfortable
Imagine, if you will, a cavern...
Are you down with the clown?
How can you!?
Nope nope nope
Something about names being misspelled.
this poor, poor guy
It's the only logical explanation
Art in Paris.. it's a christmas tree...
future president 2102
Being called "Too old to be in a metal gig"
My favourite Gif of all time!
Getting old but still looking young
What cup is this?
The best comment on YouTube
Toys r Us telling the truth
Hiddenlol = Controlled by aliens
Dildos cost less than you think
when you're sober but u have to drag your drunk friend home
It's all a matter of perspective.
Any last words?
"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"
here you go, dear
PC Master Race!!! (oh and the dirty mac peasants)
Time to dive into these spread sheets
You're too slow
"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.
I bet she can't stand him.
What does your cape do?