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Me trying to hit on chicks on dating websites
Trying to Last Longer Than the Black Guy at the Orgy
You know your slow when this thing pops up
Even my grandparents party harder than me...
do drugs or drugs will do you
I'm Awful On Job Interviews.
They will reach places.
Gotta Kill'em All
Haircut - fixed
It's about damn time!
Gandalf wanna be
We're gonna get some sigarettes.
We were afraid to drive directly behind...
Clever, very clever
So I was going through my sisters stuff,when suddenly..
*clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click*
The local cobbler has a way with words
One of these things is not like the others
Bilbo and Gollum unite forces to fight a new enemy
Excuse Me While I Contact My People
This is not how it works.
If you're cold...
it's some weird kind of magic
If i had a girlfriend that asked for dick pics, i would have sent her this.
Trying to beat the finals
They crave that mineral.
How does Justin Bieber remove his condom?
North Korea caught cracking Sony's password
every goddamn time! no, wait, I'm single.
- Adolf Hitler
best restaurant ever
The perfect gift indeed, and at a reasonable price.
Wouf,wouf,wouf - said their leader.Strong woufs ideed.
How to get a date.
When her weight starts with 200
Baby it's bad out there.
Playing pokemon like
Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello such ragtime wow
Your move, admins
That's a bit harsh Steam
The new 'get in the van Elmo'
For mother russia
future us #2
Drop the bass
Co-worker just said this, so true for a lot of us.
I can finally grow bacon in my backyard.
Who's a good boy? It's little Timmy!
Found this n' it gave me a laugh.
Bilbit and Bilbyte
The Matrix is glitching again
How about no
Just for Christmas - A Classic
Avatar, the last smoke bender
Best $2.99 I've ever spent.
A movie that North Korea is okay with
No homo, though
the stupidity is unreal
b*tches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks -Dr. Dre
The 4 basic good groups
Please this time,don't avoid the cone,please?
how I salud my friends from university when we graduated
She married him for his girth.
Bad thing to see in the middle of an exam
That's a heck of a bug, Android.
don't forget the apple fan
Best handicap license plate ever.
Talk about police brutality.
Geography is hard, alright?
Meanwhile at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport
A glimpse into Hiddenlol
Christmas is the most metal holiday
first time seeing my gf's parents
Well Played Michael...
The saddest book I've ever read
James Franco just posted this on Instagram
this always happens
One last drink after coming home from the club
Racism works both ways