F***k world peace,just give me dem boobs!
This post will make you laugh
Showing it to bae for the first time
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"It just won't turn on, could you check it out?"
Pretentious little bitch.
Oh, don't cry honey
Unless you're OP, then it's anus
"To View This Title, You Must Have The Title Bundle Pack For 59.99$"
Flowers are masculine, bro, don't deny it.
You can feel his hate
A true bitch
Mods be like
F*ck it I'll walk
I need a place to hide too
A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman
I think he got a good deal
Its beach time...
This was a great show
11/10 would buy
Oooh, what a coincidence, same here!
can't carry these noobs
Yet I still can't find one with my name...
MRW the bathroom is occupied
Germany is used to workings
He's as cold as ice
Gets me every time
Nothing like the turtles.
How I see the "Give Gold" feature.
As good as the last one
Every fucking day
This is so dark, when I turned around my tv was gone
How it feels when a high level enters the low level zones
tfw no gf
She was equally surprised to hear that Legoland and Disneyland are no real countries
To all of you pathetic guys out there
seriously HUGELOL... wtf
Why didn't I think of this, I choose the power to attract bullets
Where is the gold and promised land i was told about?!
Don't let your dog drink out of the toilet. It WILL kill him.
Share a Instagram of coke with: (Post name in comments)
her sexuality is like a starbucks order
so strong that even the asian behind suffered it
Or like I call it, breakfast pizza
The truth about pirates revealed...
I'd shoot a unicorn
Always care what you say
After ravaging a dayz server with a friend
Still better than Call of Duty
brain.dll not found
Bad Pun: #1
"Time is relative" - German science man.
How can jews be real if bin laden isn't real?
Baltazar doesn't share coke, he steals it
This is how it went. Confirmed.
Shark Week Winner
When my friends think I'm hiding "Hot Girls" from them...
It's just superstition after all.
When im about to start watching porn but theres someone in the house wandering around.
Bring the artic water, ASAP!
this one time at the band camp ...
I should buy me a straightener too...
Is this option even real?
The new iPhone...
Evolution for Vegans
Love that animal
After whole weekend trying to finish Demon's Souls
Neil deGrasse Tyson knows how to solve all of the world's problems
+5 points for gryffindor
Passive aggressive angry bird
Sorry, I couldn't resist
Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*
Belly got you jelly
atleast you're not lollygagging
Someone call the cansor man!
Valve so opsessed with hats even chell has one
Life is a game
There's your difference
pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!
I present you , the alpha-beta
Day 32: They Suspect Nothing
The impeccable logic of DC Comics.