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They're both sh*te
Watch out USA.
when I'm drunk at party and my jam drops
It won't happen again you say?
Parks & Rec wouldn't be the same without April
And yes I do love having some negerboll in my mouth
Are you down with the clown?
Truth about what's really going on in Sweden
Shaken, not stirred
Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister
...or you have drugs ;)
Stop the Internet, I want to get off.
"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"
Because everything is better in pink!
Homosexuals are gay.
Happens All The Time
It's just not the same as it used to be...
Majestic as f*ck
after she has seen my pokemon collection
Getting old but still looking young
c*ckadoodledoo. Southpark joke, if you didn't get it.
When my Mjölnir messes with me
He is the favorite son
you'll be hobo food
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
Beating rock with a pair of scissors.
The actor who played character called The mountain in Game of Thrones just posted this on twitter
Finding the right roommate
Bad Luck Lobster
When Bae Says She Is Home Alone Just After Fapping
"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.
I think it means pounding.
MRW I find something better after I cum.
Jordan's in red
You had one job, Gallbladder!
running around my fat friends
Why isn't she cooking?
MFW I got hugelol gold for a comment with 44 karma
Give it back !
Back to the friendzone
Choke a b*tch? Anyone?
Seems like Disney ain't the only one destroying childhood nowadays...
Hiddenlol = Controlled by aliens
Even as a young boy Nicholas knew what he wanted to do with his life
No this is Patrick
Sounds like me trying to study
mid or feed
lonely, hungry and sleepy
The Number of User Ratings on This DBZ Game is Perfect
She told me to . . .
Nick Offerman without the Moustache.
Thank you north Korea
Trying to be a part of conversations like
How can you!?
How Outsiders See HDL
Don't worry woody
and f*ck you too
Brutal as toast
Shots fired. Rockets launched.
Advice for the suicidal
When i get bad ping during a game…
I guess it depends on how brave you are
Obese raccoon doesn't like competition
CNN must think I'm a really twisted person.
When one door shuts, another one opens
College in a nutshell
You've got the AIDS
As if it could get anymore uncomfortable
Computering high AF
Psychologists don't need 20 Questions.
When you know you're hitting it tonight