I will pet him, and squeeze him, and call him George.

Not your everyday lines

Never dress in green when you are a weathergirl

suspicious statue

Wizard army

For those of you wondering who the best fighter is...

Does this even need a title to be funny? I mean... I laughed for an hour!

he is our last hope

Really people?

Getting real tired of your shit Brian.

So I heard you like the nopefish.

Good guy Dave

Bring it ***.

Cage year

There was even more of them further down

When I'm generous to a hl post and like it

day 43: They have no idea that it's just batman

Keep the sabbath holy

dream fulfilled

Finally I'm pretty

The key to marriage

Badass tree doesn't put up with nobodies shit.

the short answer

Peter Griffin...

Dang, son

That 's correct...

Mesmerizing...

nothing beats a toaster that does eggs

i bet she blames the munchies

Gamers Will Know

Yay!

Before my very eyes!

Something about this just seems un-American.

Like the kwik-e-mart

Charlie Chaplin Everyone

It's funny because it works..

Me, when I'm being a transformer..

Perfect time, perfect place !

8-P

Pikachu's best face ever

Yeah, why not?

That's the new fashion now

let's meow to that

When she said that she loves him, over the phone

Damn lag

The poland of the rings: the fellowship to into space

Apple maps makes New York look like there was a zombie infestation.

One of my favorite "Friends" moments

Thats cute cod

I speak horse too, "Neigh, Neigh neigh Neigh plbbblblbllbbbt"

Ow man

don't sound right but it's true

When nobody is watching

There Is Hope

society , gotta love it

I think he's just faking it

Another ''meanwhile in Russia'' post

Do you want to talk?

Not really sure.

Hello sandwich...

Cool! I love parkour... NOPE

I used to make do you even lift jokes, then I took a buckshot to the knee.

Getting real tired of your shit mom

that logo seems familiar

Men watching dramatic movies

We Will Have Our Revenge! -Pots

Superman works for Batman

Did I just...?

NO HE DIDN'T

Finally something we can agree on.

*Senses something*

But sh*t, it was ninety-nine cents!

A guide to

Lemme grab it

Green Day

*** this shit.

I'm just not a cat person...

Another prime example

Piece of lying shit!

Gtfo

Not an option in Pokemon world.

It would be amazing

I love you this much

Men of tumblr...

The most badass game ever!

The PlayStation system, making movies into games and games into movies, compete with that Xbox!

d'oh!

They move out of your way.

Adult Swim on piracy

Sweet jams

I’ve seen hell through my own eyes

Really ...it does

Pedofile

Bieber's popularity

Multi bottle win

Past few days

Russian police!

Too bad they look like a penis with buck teeth

Oh Shit

Meanwhile...