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Florida sewer Rat.
Be brave! Don’t show fear!
How a drunk one night stand goes
The beauty of nature
fun at party of introverts
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams
The key to happiness - Mr Peanut Butter.
Favorite Oscar Moment
mens sana in corpore sano
couching level: Sultan
"Don't be too rude thanks~ ^-^"
Writing an exam you didn't study for
A broken home ..
googled "jaws of life" and found salvation instead
I've sketched the biggest lie of this century
Not everyone is up for the challenge
Call off the burglary, we're never getting in this place.
That's one way of making that point ...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Women are attracted to assholes
soz lol maple syrup beavers
masturbation better than obligation
Now I know the difference
Good to know things stay consistent
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is such an underrated show
Headstone of the future.
It is a matter of location
Found in the bathroom at work. Someone learned a very hard lesson.
Commence mass destruction!
Perfect response to cheesy pick up line
Porn site tags be like "hot teen"
RIP Leonard Nimoy
Set your priorities straight
Living in Hungary rule #1: Don't get sick
Sony gets it
That escalated quickly.
Things that didn't happen or maybe did but nobody remembers.
100 Years Old
Ultimate pick up line
Wish I had a clever title for this
Mannequins have feelings too
Rejected 50 Shades of Grey Script
He came in first
never have a romantic diner with candlelight and beans
Meanwhile in Australia..
Tiger goes limp
When you send the nudes and they just respond 'k'
Bill Clinton & Jennifer Lawrence
Balloons solve everything
The ultimate act of desperation.
Well there's your problem right there...
does this count as cheating?
another kid thats definitley gonna go places
Never leave baby alone with demonic shadow hand dad....
My ice maker works. So I got that going for me...which is ice.
russian craftmanship never ceases to amaze me.
Paying the bills
Kohls does what?!
I identify myself as trans-atlantic
Came down to see this today.
We call them femnazis for a reason
MFW I'm drunk and stand up
How to : female character
i had some privilege in my eye, officer
So that's why they alwasy talk shit
Math is hard
The silent killer
weather forecast in detroit
the questions of life
"Bill Gates was a drop out"
Barney is in a fitness magazine!
This reminded me of Stickybeard from KND
all those years of lurking finally paid off for anon
All mighty leader
Birth of the dark lord Dra'nakyuek
When meeting an Olympian