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When im about to start watching porn but theres someone in the house wandering around.
Buy on ebay
He's as cold as ice
That's usually it
I don't know what went wrong
Shark Week Winner
The Numbers of the Beast
So Mark and Mary are interviewing people.
Lies people tell their kids
I think Popeye is why people hate Americans.
She should have payed protection money
when i unstick my balls from my leg
It takes heart to give to others in need
Thank you Siri
Let Battle Commence
so strong that even the asian behind suffered it
Which is better than the internet itself.
Quick, beat the horse befor it drops dead
When a Brazilian starts talking shit about our football team
muppets by Michael Bay
Never let your bridesmaids go strapless
when you fail at life even when you are the main character
well how the fuckity-fuck am i supposed to know that?
10/10 would listen
A tasteful pun
i think it will set new standards of movie making
Do the Carlton Dance
I seem to have a hatred to 9fag ingrained in my being...
not sure if rachuesist
Fully commit, or eat shit...
<3 for youporn
Always care what you say
Best funeral ever!
What the actual fuck
People can't seem to keep their pants on in public.
the more you know
Surely there must be a another way?
Well, it is pretty awful...
#justbronzethings (unless you're in korea)
Before inventing the disposable razor, King Gillette was working at a slaughterhouse #-38FACTS
"Niggers in paris"
John Oliver can see the bright side in anything!
It's just superstition after all.
Come on Congress.
2 girls 1 hub
Beavis and Butthead still have it
This was a great show
Does mine do that?
Mein Tea Kettle
the gays are angry
Ditching PJ's and slipping into our birthday suit is the way to go guys
When you REALLY want a deadline extension
After whole weekend trying to finish Demon's Souls
OP local store is always willing to give a hand to their customers
The Fountain of youth
Damn moses again
When I see dat ass
O lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! Leroy is doing it again!!"
Adam West should be in every cartoon
The average vegetarian
at least they are honest
Mr. and Mrs. Dish
Seth Rogen's parents.
When Cpt. 'MURICA dies blackhawk is going to take his position
can't carry these noobs
Evolution for Vegans
Great day indeed
Forgotten should stay forgotten for some reason
God damn it, Michael Bay !
Even I get nailed more than I do.
Waking up to your favourite song
drop the faith
Life is a game
LONG LIVE JESUS
what did the virgin say after her first BJ?
Some editor has waited their entire life to write something like that.
"come with me human"
When my friends think I'm hiding "Hot Girls" from them...
I miss RvB
tfw no gf