Nigga I'm just tryna get my penguin dick wet..

Matt Smith on Twilight

And what do keys do?

This.

See if I give a ***

Me when dinner is ready

panda

Dafuq is going on?

Easiest way to explain America--North Korea relationship

Good one Hitler

Nothing is safe anymore

When someone disses the teacher in class

Let me guess, Japanese Ad?

IE Style

Yes, that is how they make statues. Didn’t you know?

it's to damn high!

Take my phone and we'll charge it - i swear

When I hear 15-year-olds saying that..

A rare Simpsons fail

Better Luck Next Time

Why should erase this scene from the movie?

That moment when a launcher launches itself

Good thing I pulled out

I'm wondering: "how?" Then I see he's asian...

"I am a winner"

Meanwhile at Disney...

Breaking Bubbles

one day, leo, one day.

3 Types of people

We have all heard of you.

Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks!

Just awesome!

Spongebob Logic.

This scenario does not happen in the women's bathroom

Real life anime : Hair Style

Found on a german ATM..

It's a sign of the Alpacalypse

Badest Smell ever

Witty Title

*** evolution, can't wait for that shit

You don't have enough badges to hit me.

The light changes everything, trust me

Would she?

Seriously, who wouldn't?

of course you had the sniffles steve

Well f*ck

Welcome to Texas

Bad luck Charles :(

Sim parents are the worst

i could play all day with this cat

How I imagine it will be, once we create real light sabers

Just do it yourself then!

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The Prosperous Knight.

The key to a happy relationship....low standards

I have a guitar too!

Usually I would make an incredibly punny title, but I just woke up, so no.

Still the best pickup-line...ever!!!

conventions in a nutshell

another youtube gold

Society now of days

It's funny because he's black!

When a good looking girl passed me

Lavafloor

Life's a b, and then you die

Like a Jefe

oh no, a .gif with a dog

Those damn ledges.

Eat Diamonds

I could sing this over and over again

Save me a seat in hell

What's up sexy?

Arceus be with you.

COME ON!

How to properly use a computer

Troll chef

What are the odds

Just me after checking out ***

The second comment...

okay ;(

This seems mildly threatening...

How women sees fat men

Dammit, decide!

Dad - stop!

Hooker or No-Face? Why not both!?

.....***

I must try this at home...

How to

This guy is a genius

Could be visible for uploader only

Why I couldn't be a vet... or a gynecologist

Lol nope.

Oh children

Why can't I..

Because beer.

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short

i'm so hungry

BOOM

Cyrus story

4chan is like the make a wish foundation but more hilarious