My wife's dieting logic

A soap bubble freezing

Now i get it..

I want my apples

When I get my food before my friend does.

Listening to 15-year-olds saying that... 2

Windows Inception

Serendipity

Good point

I guess we should consider doing more manual labor..

Me watching sports

if you think pirates are cool

*** the police

I love this girl.

Oh England..

Silver's Silver hair

Alpha as ***

We need this.

Game of Cousins

I'm fabulous

Commander Crunch sounds cooler anyways.

How college students feel

You know my Gender not my Story.

had to read romeo and juliet in class once, I found so many sex related jokes

Nah

2 kinds of people

Congratulations, I'm finally giving a ***, everybody gets one.

everybody at the morning

i'm not your mate

Watery Ketchup

realizing now

This is what happen when you wake me up early, cat!!

I don't know why but this made me laugh

senjor you're making spidey feel uncomfortbale

My favorite gif ever

why i like modern family

It maybe the solution for everything.

Good luck with that!

Why are we not funding this?

Failwin!

This is why I party with toothpaste (jk, I don't party)

Candy crush getto style

It got better lately.. i think they've put in a bigger potato

When the first bite is too hot

My favorite Professor

Pacific rim in 3 seconds

Me neither.

Thought of David Attenborough when i saw the original pic.

***stick.

Son, You're so evil.

no judging pls.

Euh..what.

a monster

So that's how it works

Sad Story

Harry Potter Preferences

Nice timing guys

Well Deadpool, that's not very nice.

spawned a kid haha

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Good Guy Bethesda

Her stupidity singes my skin.

F*ck you! I'm number 1

<3

I should join a gym

Officer Jenny used transform.

Haters gonna hate.

Biggest Plot twist.

Jokes on you

Blink-182.

Favorite line from Archer

Thats punny

Programmers live the thug life

Dammit, Moon Moon!

You need a map?

Sexy

Spiderman saves the day again.

You have to start somewhere.

Human babies vs. other babies

earth is magical

I found the batmobile. Not quite what I expected

Grandpa got his pension lastnight...

Young and sweet, only seventeen

I love working

Puggydipugpug

I used to be an adventurer like you but everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Lettuce end this abuse now

My wife and I just learned that we live next to this scumbag.

Old Enough

It is rude not to open the gift

Family conversations

Meet Susan

The last character suffered the most

So I'm a Noob?....

Accidental

little

Tumblr science

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

But I like to hit "Snooze" at least 3 times before I have to get up...

When I realize a post is actually not a repost.