when my roommate asks why we need a plunger
This post will make you laugh
Someone at the newspaper don't browse the interwebs
You are just a few steps away from becoming addicted to our site :)
Use your keyboard to navigate
Some things never change..
He is the favorite son
Why does Walmart need greeters?
Errybody love Kanye tho
I'm not saying it was meth...
Gotta kill Aerith fast
"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"
Looks like she hit rock bottom
Apparently not everything.
That'll be 45$ please
You've got the AIDS
Things you can say about your house but not your wife.
Way to go steve.
Please dont be this guy
When gf takes her bra off
And I'm learning Thai...
"Lebolas, what do your blood shot eyes see" "Bikes and watermelon"
It's the only logical explanation
The actor who played character called The mountain in Game of Thrones just posted this on twitter
And the week of Mondays begin...
Steve likes to use his wife as a hoe.
Bad Luck Lobster
Being called "Too old to be in a metal gig"
Goodnight Hugelol,I go to sleep now
Well okay then
After not fapping for a couple of weeks..
It won't happen again you say?
I wouldn't be upset if Ebola Chan became a god
You had one job, Gallbladder!
What does your cape do?
Jesus knows supply & demand stuff
PornHub tells great stories
Where Were You Between 4 and 6?
Meanwhile in Rush Hour
"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.
MRW I find something better after I cum.
Give it back !
after she has seen my pokemon collection
"Always trust a priest, but only when it works out for you" - me 20 sec ago
Something about names being misspelled.
Everytime someone coughs or sneezes within earshot
Plot twist: All because he didn't invite him.
Who needs a truck anyway?
Thanks for the info
How Outsiders See HDL
when I'm drunk at party and my jam drops
For those wondering.
Serbia Stronk !!!
Everybody Hates PETA
Tom Hanks has it all
Deadpool vs spidey
These Hoes aint loyal
Hiddenlol = Controlled by aliens
You see krasnyy , In soviet Russia Pokemon chooses you !
that pun though
Jordan's in red
I blame the public education system.
Finding the right roommate
Monthy Python & Fallout
The Number of User Ratings on This DBZ Game is Perfect
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
...or you have drugs ;)
When i get bad ping during a game…
Imagine, if you will, a cavern...
College in a nutshell
I didn't want to sleep anyway
What cup is this?
I gotta "hand" it to that pun.
Every woman when she sees the size of my ... Stamp collection
You're too slow
To all rebels out there
Who's the captain?
He could have been the best trainee in the world
how the end began.
"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"
Found Asian Brad Pitt while in Beijing
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
cant seem to let it go