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They were even hung over the next morning.
Suck a nigga dick for a iPhone 6
They just don't write comedies like this anymore
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
And suddenly, it all makes sense.
Tired of your defenseless car being attacked by feral shopping carts?
Im at a loss of words.
Dinosaurs had some dark humour
Is this how I'm supposed to do it?
Tumblr trying to be retro
Noticed a nod to Monty Python in the new Witcher.
TFW no gf
Probably not the best jacket to wrap around your waist
WD40 for babythroats, i bet that meal was smooth AF.
"Shouldn't we remove that?" "Nah, just paint over it."
you got 69 XD
Burning my notes at the end of semester
Watch out, I'm a deadly Sin!
Guy doesn't realize a guy was hitting on him at the gym
The poor little bug
America just sweated out all of California's water
This is correct
Honey, would you like some cookies to go with that cyanide?
What a talent
Been down there a while
Tyrone runs into an old teacher
What we all wish we could do when this happens.
u mad brow?
when u with the squad and bae sends nudes
She wasn't drunk, she was tripping balls
Accidentally unplugged my headphones while listening to my mixtape in the bus
I brought a not as sh*ty post to your sh*t website
Life rule: Your dad will always walk in in the most awkward moment
Where. Is. The. Lie.
The stupidest thing
Why "The Breakfast Club" wouldn't work at school today.
Hello Kitty is the only account Deadpool follows on Twitter. Your argument is invalid.
he aint dindu nuffin after all
Every single day!
This is also why woman are good at cleaning stuff
EAstarwars.com has a pretty hilarious domain squat going on right now.
i think this wouldbe an appropriate title
To all the people unaware of this feature
Existential black people twitter
When I'm supposed to be clean bulking
Gotta have someone to share the pain with.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus on David Letterman's final episode
German engineering at its finest
The sorting cone knows best
She randomly sent me this picture
How do you do, fellow Avengers?
Love you, grams
Memorial Day Facepalm
when she gives u head and u haven't nutted in weeks
Reaction GIF needed?
Now this is an Opening Weekend
Noticed something familiar in The Witcher 3
Yep, you never know what's inside lest you read the labels
Public school at the end of the year be like
Creed is such an underrated character
Got something to say ... Huh...
Slobbering the cob
What's the password?
Frank, hey Frank...who's at the door?!
Professional Medical Advice
when ET starts usin Goku's training capsule
as deep as the bottom of the ocean
Ready to go hunting after school
That moment when the devil is trying to tempt you but you a righteous man
Being clean and straight.
Half of the mystery is solved
5 Million Dollars
Refusing to accept your favorite character’s death
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ U DEED IT!!! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
My kind of store.
Found this as a review on TERA
When your best mate steals your goat so you kill him and his hot wife is left a widow
Calm Your Tits (. )( .)
Two birds, one stone.