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MRW the bathroom is occupied
<3 for youporn
I seem to have a hatred to 9fag ingrained in my being...
She was equally surprised to hear that Legoland and Disneyland are no real countries
This is so dark, when I turned around my tv was gone
O lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits
Collect Karma guys!
How to transmit nuclear codes
Germany is used to workings
Evolution for Vegans
Well it is.
Day 32: They Suspect Nothing
venomous and poison but ratehr safe you life
They see me surfin', they're dyin'
Donate to a meaningful cause pls
Ditching PJ's and slipping into our birthday suit is the way to go guys
3 punny 5 me
Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*
How to stop a hijacking
Well, they're not wrong.
Nachos is love, nachos is life.
The simplest solution to Batman vs Superman
Sorry for the inconvenience. Now stop complaining :)
Someone call the cansor man!
Old and New users.
Let the games begin!
what if morning cereal commercial were honest
Must save the Jordans
The new iPhone...
This guy ran into Neil Degrasse Tyson and had no idea...
The whole office will have a Grudge now
You're not my mom, bitch
The Numbers of the Beast
Belly got you jelly
Best funeral ever!
And that was the day we found out dogs can not teleport like cats
She can only be so thankful that they didn't show up as squares.
Valve so opsessed with hats even chell has one
When I overheard there's more tequilla
her sexuality is like a starbucks order
Key to the afterlife
A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman
I need a place to hide too
His old pal David
Fully commit, or eat shit...
Deadpool's got his priorities straight
The truth about pirates revealed...
11/10 would buy
The value of books
There's your difference
wanna guess what he got on his iq test? drool.
Lord of the flies
Home defense while cleaning
Ye ye 'top kek' bitch
The Fountain of youth
at least they are honest
Pretentious little bitch.
the gays are angry
Share a Instagram of coke with: (Post name in comments)
Yet I still can't find one with my name...
Passive aggressive angry bird
atleast you're not lollygagging
They go together like:
Gets me every time
Gotta love Robert Downey Jr.
muppets by Michael Bay
Still better than Call of Duty
This is how it went. Confirmed.
Mods be like
Ghandi is a Warmongering Hypocrite
Son is fed up with her shit
the more you know
Who doesn't love Sprite?
Bussiness in the front, party in the back!
Every fucking day