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Life rule: Your dad will always walk in in the most awkward moment
"Bae, I'm pregnant"
So it appears GTA V London has been announced
Every single day!
"A world exists outside of tumblr.com"
Hangers are costly nowadays tbh
Refusing to accept your favorite character’s death
Half of the mystery is solved
Water your owl until it blooms
Professional Medical Advice
Batman is on a rampage.
When your headphones break
5 Million Dollars
How do you do, fellow Avengers?
"Hey, answer the question!"
but no, not this one
Damn ouija board you gotta chill
Love you, grams
when she gives u head and u haven't nutted in weeks
Mickey Mouses older heroin addicted cousin is getting some tonight
Just do it. Don't oppress her.
They were even hung over the next morning.
10/10 will watch
When tea-bagging gets taken too far.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus on David Letterman's final episode
I'll just throw with mixtapes on the next riot
We can all agree on this exception, right?
always sad to see a loved one go.....
Good thing we're all wearing our anti-melee fan boys undergarments
Man I wish I could get abs in a week like him...
Happy as a clam
Philosophy on Hoodrats?
Animals I eat were my spirit animals; therefore food IS spiritual.
Got something to say ... Huh...
w-would you l-like some rare pepes?
When I download more than 80GB of movies all night long
The Onion is so perfect sometimes.
Guy doesn't realize a guy was hitting on him at the gym
Now this is an Opening Weekend
Everything is going great
Oh c'mon, that's just racist!
"Shouldn't we remove that?" "Nah, just paint over it."
u mad brow?
Creed is such an underrated character
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
When I'm supposed to be clean bulking
Eating meat = The Holocaust, apparently.
Banks Hate Him!
Why "The Breakfast Club" wouldn't work at school today.
Pfft. Get a job..
After drinking hard
when u meet ur dealer in public but gotta be lowkey about it
Tender: Where people meat
The solution to racism
The sorting cone knows best
Just a lick 💦
Existential black people twitter
Ready to go hunting after school
the rarest pepe
This is correct
The stupidest thing
Anon the satanist
x=y then y=x
EAstarwars.com has a pretty hilarious domain squat going on right now.
Not all Heroes wear capes
She randomly sent me this picture
And suddenly, it all makes sense.
Good guy JC Penny's
he could be a perfect indiana jones
every dude in school hates that kid
When Its Summer but you still wanna be a Gentleman
Classic yo mama
Watch out, I'm a deadly Sin!
so it has come to this...
Walmart steals pets
They just don't write comedies like this anymore
b*tch get off my lawn