accidents...

Done with tumblr for this month

Romeo and Juliet 2013

Because Russia

sometimes i cant take no for answers

dat feeling

Shazam!

ERMEGERD WERTER

Engineers will understand

be careful with what you eat

Why did I marry her if she can't cook

Who looks stupid now?

this guy

it may not look like a lot

The dad of the year award goes to

Taco Bell

*** your penance!

I was walking through London and I came across this bench.

The pain of failing a faithful friend

the circles are rotating, but if u focus on one individual dot, it stays in place

This is why I love cats....

fck u too ad

Why didn't I wear a condom...

He has heart!

oh gawd

Pretty please...

Human nature.

Solution to VMA drama...

I think I'm invisible now

jamie foxx was right...

What if...

Well that was punny...

Daft Punk reactions

You just know he is thinking "god dammit, white people"

hater gonna hate

More like a micro drop

He looks older...

tumbrl

Haven't you heard?

Oh god please stop!

gen 3 was pretty good i guess

Miley butt gape tetris

Time is money

Interview w/ Snoop Dogg

Grandson, have i told you the story of when i went to Poland with a tank?

Not sure if ggg or ss

Lewis Black on Chuck Norris (on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

Now there's a show idea we may've overlooked.

Wow, Justin Timberlake has some really long arms.

damn n*gga!

fite me, al wrek u

"how did you do that?"

he isn't a safety inspector for nothing.

Don't mess with us.

scumbag evian

My older sister looks 7 years younger than me

'Stable'

That's my boy

japan wtf?!

Ancient Macklemore

There's no time to diss people's outfits, Legolas!

That's exactly the way I watch sports

Well I have to try that

Got to make the crabs feel good

act like nothing happened.

every fps game on youtube ever.

Yeah, shuttap!

Story of my life

She grew too old, anyway.

ready to cut some taxes

dont mess with them .

From Russia with love!

Earn while you burn

F*cking kids...

photoshop happened

True

....they found it under their parents' bed.

Well, that was unexpected

I actually wouldn't be mad if someone did this to me.

One of the funniest newspaper comics I've seen in a while

Go *** yourself, John.

I started to like my gf's mother :)

You walk down the street and see this guy. What do you do?

keep gaining weight though

What some Americans think of their country

2 girls... OH GOD STOP

4 seasons later, Ash still has to use his pokedex to identify a koffing

teach me how to dragon plz

Yay, Deapool!

1. Get a parrot, 2. teach it to say this, 3.have fun

No sorry, I can't see that much resemblance

Read, red, read, reed

Random pussy eater attack!

Homer getting nasty

Look how sweet they are!

piano master

Shiiieeeettttttt

Proposing like a... bad luck brian

So that's how you fix it

signs you might be drunk (3)