When chopsticks fail

damn humans

Mein Reich! Upcoming elections are making germans creative...

Horses not zebras

Plot twist

You mean windows 8?

I'm just so glad the feeling's mutual...

Doesnt matter had... no wait

Who Wore It Better?

never thought of that before

plan successful

Me as a father 2

I freaked out

Wat?

Scumbag birds

Good girl Emma

The burn that batman deserves

Me as a father

Everyone, come together to witness the happiest little puppy.

camouflage

Meowth burning james at the speed of light!

apply cold water to the burned area

score

Agree, blastoise is way cooler than a waffle iron

doesn't matter still had sex

one weird kid

Ba dum tss

I never realised how much I wanted this to happen...until now that is

Hate it when that happens

Japan does pranks right

Quite impressive

Smooth criminal

Everything is fine

True...

The great white round one

About the Miley Cyrus posts..

and i thought my room mate was always an idiot

Some people should think before posting something

This type of post always seems fake. But this is legit.

How metalheads meet.

lets play the game called "name the next tumblr comment"

Where is it?

accidents...

Done with tumblr for this month

Romeo and Juliet 2013

Because Russia

sometimes i cant take no for answers

dat feeling

Shazam!

ERMEGERD WERTER

Engineers will understand

be careful with what you eat

Why did I marry her if she can't cook

Who looks stupid now?

this guy

it may not look like a lot

The dad of the year award goes to

Taco Bell

*** your penance!

I was walking through London and I came across this bench.

The pain of failing a faithful friend

the circles are rotating, but if u focus on one individual dot, it stays in place

This is why I love cats....

fck u too ad

Why didn't I wear a condom...

He has heart!

oh gawd

Pretty please...

Human nature.

Solution to VMA drama...

I think I'm invisible now

jamie foxx was right...

What if...

Well that was punny...

Daft Punk reactions

You just know he is thinking "god dammit, white people"

hater gonna hate

More like a micro drop

He looks older...

tumbrl

Haven't you heard?

Oh god please stop!

gen 3 was pretty good i guess

Miley butt gape tetris

Time is money

Interview w/ Snoop Dogg

Grandson, have i told you the story of when i went to Poland with a tank?

Not sure if ggg or ss

Lewis Black on Chuck Norris (on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart)

Now there's a show idea we may've overlooked.

Wow, Justin Timberlake has some really long arms.

damn n*gga!

fite me, al wrek u

"how did you do that?"

he isn't a safety inspector for nothing.

Don't mess with us.

scumbag evian

My older sister looks 7 years younger than me

'Stable'

That's my boy