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The new iPhone...
When im about to start watching porn but theres someone in the house wandering around.
Ups I did it again
THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!
"Humm, well alright then" -Hitler
He is sikh at driving motorcycle !
Best steam game reviews
Every fucking day
at least they are honest
Because the only toy girls are allowed to play are kitchenwares
God damn it, Michael Bay !
When I come out of a public bathroom that has no hand dryer or paper towels
Gotta love Robert Downey Jr.
MRW the bathroom is occupied
pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!
Gandalf just doesn't know his limit.
A tasteful pun
I need feminism
the more you know
I am so doing this next time i go to a restaurant.
Lets all sing
LOL True AMAZING
seriously HUGELOL... wtf
GoT advice for your own character
Best funeral ever!
The food was good but the housekeeping was really rude
They are all dirty.
The big question of the commonwealth games.
Well, it is pretty awful...
Ditching PJ's and slipping into our birthday suit is the way to go guys
Matt's haunted house
So Mark and Mary are interviewing people.
Baltazar doesn't share coke, he steals it
What the actual fuck
A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman
When I overheard there's more tequilla
can't carry these noobs
They see us bending, they hating (8)
only in the philippines
LONG LIVE JESUS
the gays are angry
Sorry, sorry-- no dumping in the lake.
Nothing like the turtles.
They go together like:
They see me surfin', they're dyin'
Little brother asks me for the laptop to go surf on 9fag
muppets by Michael Bay
How I see the "Give Gold" feature.
I seem to have a hatred to 9fag ingrained in my being...
Nachos is love, nachos is life.
Always care what you say
1. Convert light into energy 2. Totally agree
Those eyebrows have a life of their own.
Sorry for the inconvenience. Now stop complaining :)
"Time is relative" - German science man.
Share a Instagram of coke with: (Post name in comments)
Armadillo saves the day
Protects your Xbox from noisy viruses
+5 points for gryffindor
Still better than Call of Duty
venomous and poison but ratehr safe you life
The truth about pirates revealed...
I think I've spotted a possible flaw in your plan
You're not my mom, bitch
he built his entire career to make this joke.
Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*
She was equally surprised to hear that Legoland and Disneyland are no real countries
Why didn't I think of this, I choose the power to attract bullets
3 punny 5 me
Adam West should be in every cartoon
How can jews be real if bin laden isn't real?
Forgotten should stay forgotten for some reason
I love you hugelol, no homo
Prepare to gasp at the most poorly judged poster and date combo imaginable...
Didn't even get a handy
A special treat
He's as cold as ice