Mom told me my room is filthy.

Level up

No burn heal can heal the sun.

Where's the white flag?

Here, hold this duck (And dat ass)

HELLO DOG!

This is how you save a girl from a "Not So Dangerous" situation

trolling white person vs trolling black person

Giggidy.

New job required a photo of myself in a suit for their website. I don't own a suit.

Thanks miley

Seems tasty eh?

Problem with real life

Hi there Satan.

I cry everytym

Lottery scratch tickets make good last minute Christmas gifts.

Meanwhile in Japan.

Not good under Pressure.

Truer than I'd like it to be.

How current iPhone users see the iPhone 5s

MRW a hot girl is about to choose the seat next to me in the bus

because fu that's why

breaking fat

Can't wait to turn 40 then!

He's going to need Cialis

Descriptive map of how America is viewed by Europeans

"It will be yours one day son"

Not sure if Malicious or Actual Advice Mallard...

Friendzoned

It's a real tearjerker

Godzilla gets a little frightening sometimes

Prepare your anus

Badass

Ms.Swan

*** off grandma

Tenzin's Artifact

breakfast

Does that count as a self-burn?

When someone is telling me a bullshit story

well isn't this ironic

What would you name it?

Chess

Max level or just horny?

Ben Affleck on the reaction to the Batman announcement. I'm glad he can laugh about it.

Hope USA will be next!

No! Not the Ps4! love me instead!

In the old days

That sucks

How I feel right now.

BURN!

'dat subtitle (idk if this is a repost)

Attention ***s

That's her

Trying to out-logic a robot

Gay Power!

Nothing like bad education

That feel when you play against noobs

when someone burns the person you hate

Loveless...

pigs

Ssssssssay that again without the glass between us!

A friend of mine had to get tased in the air force. You could say she had her hands full.

Console wars in a nutshell

Hitbird

Who is desperate?

Spoilerfree!

I guess so.

I don't care what anyone says, I love Gaga.

Gordon doesn't like it when someone won't delete their repost

When I'm drunk at a party and someone introduces them self to me.

I feel with you.

In every argument with a woman....

I am immune to your silly weapons, human

Rape is funny

That got awkward...

How i feel upvoting a downvoted post

colonoscopy

At least his ears are safe now.

This is a title.

well... after 3 years I realized its not blue?

Hue

You're not yourself when you're hungry.

8. Trends in posts

selfish Frodo....

This is the most American toilet I've ever seen.

The war is on.

they prefer the term munchkins I believe.

This actually would be a pretty cool fight

I can even hear backing vocals

"If you don't give me motha ***in bread crumbs I'll shank your ass"

Never Forgetti

Kids these days ARE polite

Go George you can do it !

Me on weekends

Waterdrop filmed at 10.000 fps

Humm, interesintg

a Robot who can open doors

Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta!

The French even gave the Statue of Liberty as a present

Working out at your desk