Baby < Dog.

This is blowing out of proportions.

Excuse me Sir but could you please concentrate on the interview!!

*claws eyes out and has seizure on floor*

Such magnificent creature

Good Guy Jesus saves life

thats op`s blanket

That point in your life.

Monday morning

Plot twist: He's blind.

Get it?

Cooking while being drunk

pregnant 30 miles

Awkward

That's the spirit

Childrens book

Ye Olde Joke

My problem as a job seeker

Epitome of Instant Karma

That save

and then there is Charizard...

hehe

getting dat new haircut

emily the deduction genius

Bring it on!

Here comes Chucky !

Listen to your dad

"Lol, nope"

How I feel when someone replies "time to get a watch"

Lowest point of his life.

apply water to melting area

I'm not sure what to think.

kek

Tyrone feels it

How to ask a girl if shes off her period

Have you ever been so high?

When people tell me to act normal

When I see a store and the door says "Free Internet inside!"

So majestic

Good job america… That's why your posts never reach the front page… on youporn.

He will be delivering my pirate DVD's now

Fatherly love

I laughed so hard now my sepin hurts

Meanwhile at the marathon

such a beautiful colour.

Youtube comments strikes again!

When you don`t have Duracell

Free Bananas!

Much effective

Best villain ever!

so there was a discussion about pokemon apocalypse?

My school started No-Swear November. Off to a good start

Breaking the unwritten rule

Like seriously, give me a break

Getting more guests than expected

i love this trick

Inspirational

"We want equality" they said

So what are your qualifications?

A slow and painful death

Coke Strikes back

it's all about the A

Flute Players.

this sums up me with any girls

leaf me b with your bad puns

A black guy, a priest and a rabbi get on a plane ...

Fireworks *** and balls

90's kids will remeber

wow such detective

don't even dare touch the shift!

The teleturbans.

Introducing Bad Luck Brianna

Hope he doesn't get a dent

NASA and their biggest conspiracy.

Cod player tries Dark Souls

"pun"ched...

I wanna see dat ass

I could ask myself the same question

Scumbag luck

Maybe Kony was taking kids to update his collection of hats? Maybe he wasn't so bad?

Gotta spare some bottlecaps first.

Kate to Leo when she won the Oscar.

Truth hurts

Zeus, of course

[fixed] i just don't get it

Australia, How I see it, also africa is a Horse head

and their priests are called Judas Priest

Public safety graffiti

Mobile Suite D.A.F.U.Q 233XT.NOPE.

Is toasting supported?

10 and detention

Disgraceful *** looks hungry

Get Roped

Don't *** with Espurr.

When people start talking to me about sports

Compilation of teacher posts

Not as i expected

Porn drama

What I imagine new posters feel when they finally get to the front page

Things You Find on Twitter… Wow.