Friend called me on Skype while I was looking up a cosplayer, this is what happened *fap aborted*

Vanilla Extract.

Didn't you go to mother***ing mass

One day.

Why did he even come?

That is fabulous

That horrid moment.

Frudo ... plis ... staph it!

Meanwhile in Heaven...

RIP Paul Walker. Hope i'll see him on the walking dead soon. As a walker. Too soon?

And that's when he first knew he was going to /b/

Tutorial on how to talk black by Luke

What, my name is, HI!

Zero ***s given.

Deaths of the week.

The sofa cat is watching you masturbate

Whenever I try to look cool celebrating a goal

Come at me bro

Navy SWCC owned by a fish

Too soon?

He. Is. FABULOUS.

Oh God

not just any alien

Expecting something sweet?

Asking is bad for your health

My soulmate won't stop singing "Gold Digger"...

new axe commercial

Sad but true

Was the class Getting owned 101?

hope she a milf

I <3 Doctor who! as the round things!

medic help

Wishes can come true.

Dat face.

i got your neck bro

That about sums it all up

SIX HUNDRED GOD DAMN A.D.

Prometheus could've learned from this.

...with an unplugged iron

My reaction whenever i see a hot girl

'Murica!

Bring potato, guys

the only reason i am not dead yet

Kinect Fruit Ninja godmode

Dammit Macklemore.

Dat accuracy tho.

Dad jokes from the GRAVE!

Can't argue with that

Pornography these days..

anyone else need one?

Red apples...More deadly than nukes

He was still pretty awesome

Reginald D. Hunter frames the issue

College

...

and a mocumcino to go

Female Alpha

a true philosopher

Ohh shit.

Never.

satan

Poor grandma

not what she expected

I hope it was...

Brazilians in MMO's

Best s

How I see Justin Bieber's father...

Dream come true!

Nicole Cage

Black Friday Murica

If you put it that way...

Master of disguise

All hail master race!

this is how i see motion gaming

Even if I don't fits, I sits. So *** you.

fk you! I´m a rebel!

Never give up

Grandma burn.

Just a dad being a dad.

Admit it. You know what you were thinking too.

BREAKING NEWS: Middle east declares peace to hate that chick.

inspirational words

It's Black Friday again aka Peasant Races.

"How can you not remember my name?"

bad luck brian became a teacher

Why to be a mermaid.

The man among men

Tricky black guy

Tragically...

Calm down, Satan

More perfectly timed photos

That meme used in the right place is always gold

Is noone going to question why squdward has a moustache on his head?

Whenever someone asks me when was the last time I had sex

Where is this place?

***roach prank

Ohh the irony

Step sisters

Dramatic dog

But Gaben, the internet will collapse!