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If Hitler tried to become a maid part 1
It's the little things that matter, take your dick as an example
It truly is a dangerous city
Passive aggressive neighbors at their finest
Grammar nazi sand ***s is the new trend i guess, i like it please continue.
Always check your kids bags
This Slovakian neck beard is phenomenal.
When you feed in game while your mom feeds you IRL
Robot cheating at tic-tac-toe
Life lessons from Fresh Off the Boat
When you remembered the singular and plural of shrimp is the same
Tumblr in real life
The future is here !
Funny sign spotted in Round Top, Texas
Common sense sold separately
Burt Macklin and his uncrackable code names
Mark is always handy with the freebies.
Late night uber rides
When legs sleep
"Fighting big enemies in Dark Souls"
I'm gonna touch it
push it to the limit
Shhhh... No Dreams, Only Ducks
Do you want your kids to get hit by a car? Because that's how you get your kids hit by a car
Prepare for liftoff
Jimmy u dum fuk
and most certainly don't browse tumblr
There's more water on Mars than California.
When they told us to "simulate being engaged," they should have specified, "by the enemy."
When a new bot appears
When you don't want to have kids:
MRW My Girlfriend Says She Wants To Go Horseback Riding
Be cowful before you drive
Survival of the fattest
Premium Facebook Subscriptions
Real estate contract
Share a coke with...
Someone tell me he's joking
Sometimes you really wonder just how stupid people are
f*ck you Greg
Waking up early...
An awesome, but long, comic. "Product"
There's no more hiding it AT&T.
Rolling in that middle school press
Never made the same mistake twice.
the hardcore gamer
Life lesson learned early on
Local school art project titled "candlelight".
Appropriate this evening...
Chinese cuisine v2, this time gluten free
Definition of a nurse
the ultimate trigger
Takumi right now
Last thing you see before you die
Is this a yup then?
A useful book for your twenties
The big one is going on the wall
Marilyn Monroe was an a**hole
Get your *** together Party Cannon.
In quite a remote area.
"Defeat 20 dogs, and bring back the catnip they stole from me!"
If Disney Villains Were Actually Smart
Saw in New Mexico. What are you people doing to yourselves?
0 to 100
Draw your sword.
I would make a me_irl joke here, but I'm not a bot.
Thanks Microsoft 👍🏻
Kanye Doesn't look away from Nobody
Hi, nice to mee–
At least he's trying...
That's right, you do you