Well, that was a bit too literal.

How dare he insult peanut butter and jelly like that!

That could really stab him in the back later in life.

Russian seamen can of deploy in Crimea

Just a saurusly bad pun for a title.

Every ***ing time :(

fog lights are illegal in some countries anyways

why not both indeed

The President's got jokes.

20 pesos for gryffindor

This cat.

that talent is strong in these artists

Тhe gay brothers of Odin demand sacrifice

two kinds of people

Cheesus take the wheel

the dude still aint even mad

Domino Win

Too much shit in one picture

snailed it

That's art right there

Burn so big, eyebrows burnt

Seems like he got blue balls.

WE WON'T FORGET YOU!

What about her grades?

Teacher used F, It's super effective

It never did end.

Who needs looks when you got self confidence

My prince has finally come

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

DJ Gravelord Nito

Tony Hawk's got nothing on this here fella!

Don't forget the flying motorbike

She usually makes awesome cupcakes though

That's just 1 min 40 times!

Winter why

Dzzt

He's got a point

Damn you Jesus!

Sometimes I wonder why I even go on Facebook.

see Tyreese not all cops are pigs

Top-notch translation

dont *** with slim

Think about their Pubic Hair

Ai chicka, wanna build the nest of love?

How to do order beer

he's certainly right

Dam.. them white people are crazy

You could say that.

It's... DERP!

Best shit i've ever had.

Calvin and Hobbes- The college years.

Woah that's one broken gif

how to install iOS

Now in gif

tough life of progamer

Dreams can come true

Would tap that

Suspicious

stupid people

better love story than twilight

When you haven't taken a bath in a few days and the Gf is like...

metalheads in lotrs

mom pleeaaaaaaaaaaaase?

can we have this as a buffering symbol?

Good thing they got beauty

Get ready to be f**** in the ass!

something like this will make me study "hard"...

I can relate to this

Whale, that's a plot-twist

They told me I could become anything, so I became delicious

my eyes.. MY EYES!!!

Rape time

Oh heavens, I failed...

oh tumblr

Can't really object on that one

Prease exprain

My wood reacts when someone sits on it too

Seriously, Grandma

seeing a good post

Perfect resemblance

Maybe next time Oscar, maybe next time

as a necrophile

I put the SIN in Business

It only needs a squidward nose now

Dat gap

Yuk! how disgusting

Kinda makes you think...

oh...

After the first Douchebag games the average IQ of the planet rose 30 points

how to speak to the queen 101

I'm so done

babe, i wanna charge you so bad

what if I told you: ladders.

moooooooooooom!

The penguin really deserves it

SNL used to be so much better.

Past tents

Only in 'Murica.

Alpha much?

tripping on youtube