This movie is twice as funny with subtitles

Not even once.

When you win argument against someone you hate

My dealer nothings me up because you shouldn't do drugs

Oh hey-AARHhMHHH

*** this, I'm gonna go play Tekken

Just rest your eyes for a bit.

George

Real Life Bug

either way, it was love at first sight

It Kinda Looks Like a Business Card

When you go to sleep

"wanna smell?"

Pure Genius

Thief Prank

Defense of the Crimea

last night was a bit foggy

A man's word is his bond

Troll dad

:D

I like this meme

Oh na na na what's my name? Chika chika slimshady!

Isn't nature beautiful?

Beer stealing ghost is the worst kind!

justparentalthings

Ungrateful Indian scum.

y u do dis FB?

My favorite part from The Dictator

Women's feet

OP just blew VR Hitler. +2 Likes.

i miss shafdude

Should have used another OS

vice words

Japan is of startings an adventure

"Lemme just show you this cool raid real quick"

What really happened to MH370

When you give a girl the look

see the difference?

Skyrim logic

Drugs are bad, mmm'kay!

happened to us once. don't ask me what was in the tupperware.

Poor Squidward.

When you accidently catch a pokemon you already had

facebook bought oculus rift.

Facebook bought Oculus VR for $2B

Boy touches drink without spilling it. Girl is shocked and amazed.

Buffalo Puppies.

White men can't jump.

The definition of life

Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside

That's one way of getting kids to be quiet

I wonder what he got in the mail? I guess we'll never know...

literally..

One day Leo, one day...

The truth about women

STOP PLAYING! YOU SUCK!

Cancer in a can, sir

3 posts in the price of 1! Wait,everything here is free...HOORAY

Saddest scene in frozen

Don't know where she's seen dildos before

It's funny because it's true

Falcoooon CHEST!!

Next Gen Games People!

All aboard Assville Airways

no need to sit on hands

tfw no gf and small d

Drink apple juice cause O.J kills

When you realize they weren’t waving to you

Quality Ash

Tumblr = front page

Michael Jordan is the bravest

One ticket to Nopeistan, please.

Blue Waffle

Just gonna leave that here, okay ?

Arnold Schwarzenegger on QVC

Dark humor at its best

I am bollywood myself and I can confirm that this is 100% true

FrankieBoyle - "Unlikely things to hear on a childrens TV program"

Norton's got your back!

Bullets for when you run out of all those f*cks to give

Its a kind of magic

so gold stars then?

What if I tell you he can't also dive

#Selfie

Roses are rot, Das sky is Blau. Ich leibe dich, will you be mein frau?

They're turning this into a movie, Rock will be played by Morgan Freeman

:-)

smooth

... not sure what to feel now ...

As a short guy, this is painfully true.

Plot Twist: The guy's the mum.

In soviet russia

Whenever someone disagrees with natalia posts V.2

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manboobs - so beautiful

it's great to be a man

Title

tumblr gets bored sometimes

They will clap when they see my D major!

Bad? I'd say fabulous