Some editor has waited their entire life to write something like that.

Its beach time...

How to enhance your coffe

A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman

I seem to have a hatred to *** ingrained in my being...

the more you know

The new iPhone...

tumblr ***es

Oh, Pixar.

Karen pls

Home defense while cleaning

Gooby pls

I need a place to hide too

To all of you pathetic guys out there

Armadillo saves the day

Classy 4chan

He just doesn't give a shit anymore.

best crossover ever.

Shovel Knight is Ready to Dig You a New Butthole

I don't detect any fail in his plan

Cool Cop

Geronimoooo....oh.

Always care what you say

Thank you Siri

'Muricans....

Someone has been using my razor

The one true cancerous site

It's time to p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pay

He's as cold as ice

Wedding night

"come with me human"

#justbronzethings (unless you're in korea)

"Time is relative" - German science man.

The world never learns I guess....

She forgot the note

Little brother asks me for the laptop to go surf on ***

her sexuality is like a starbucks order

LOL True AMAZING

Netherland is of amused

Adam West should be in every cartoon

So Mark and Mary are interviewing people.

God damn it, Michael Bay !

Canadian Warfare hidden footage

Baseball banners.

America the Beautiful, America the Blind

Best steam game reviews

*** you lamp.

I miss RvB

Thor's problems

old habits die hard

Motivation <3

Oh Dora......

Before inventing the disposable razor, King Gillette was working at a slaughterhouse #-38FACTS

gotta be an a+ssassin

Because the only toy girls are allowed to play are kitchenwares

*Flashes away*

That's usually it

Beavis and Butthead still have it

Waking up to your favourite song

Well, it is pretty awful...

When I come out of a public bathroom that has no hand dryer or paper towels

I think I've spotted a possible flaw in your plan

Video Game Store Makes the Most of Their Broken Shutters

easiest catch

Nosy ***

rick will remember that

I think Popeye is why people hate Americans.

***s given: 0

Seth Rogen's parents.

The Simple thought of it

Fired on first day

No wonder she doesn't like gays, she's stuck in the 80's.

Randy pls

Didn't even get a handy

Kill the skeleton till it´s dead

Men, follow this flow chart.

OP local store is always willing to give a hand to their customers

Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster

Even I get nailed more than I do.

Note to everyone about Siri.

how i imagine the great tumblr and 4chan war.

Tales from an Alpha.

For the sake of science! and...WHERE IS SQUIRTLE WHEN I NEED IT!!!

Would you please photoshop out the cows from the photo?

A true Hero.

Never let your bridesmaids go strapless

There's always a price to pay for cannibalism.

Watcha doin buddy?

At least he wrote Afghanistan right

Asian standards

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When Cpt. 'MURICA dies blackhawk is going to take his position

damn add placement

is that a guy wearing a skirt next to her?

They got kicked for spawn camping.

I've never seen a better response

These should be mandatory.

Does mine do that?

Damn moses again

leacked photo from the new star wars set