I introduce you: The Bedsnake Beater

Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*

Bad Pun: #1

Come on Congress.

Ups I did it again

mfw I see my ex with the person she told me not to worry about

I need sexism cuz

Feminisim

MRW death wants to dance battle for my life

When im about to start watching porn but theres someone in the house wandering around.

***ing Reality.

You can feel his hate

Ditching PJ's and slipping into our birthday suit is the way to go guys

Papa's boys

It happens

Bloody 'stralia!

Let the girl have her ***ing cereal

They see me surfin', they're dyin'

Well, they're not wrong.

They are all dirty.

This was a great show

Jugs

Life is a game

Share a Instagram of coke with: (Post name in comments)

Chessus

The Numbers of the Beast

This is how it went. Confirmed.

so strong that even the asian behind suffered it

Germany is used to workings

Beautiful

Let Battle Commence

What the actual ***

Oh, don't cry honey

Lucky for him that the d*ldo arrived the day before

The wall needed to be painted anyways.

When I see dat ass

Fully commit, or eat shit...

when you fail at life even when you are the main character

The food was good but the housekeeping was really rude

Clif Hanger

Best funeral ever!

Collect Karma guys!

Forgotten should stay forgotten for some reason

this one time at the band camp ...

It's just superstition after all.

pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!

Where is the gold and promised land i was told about?!

As good as the last one

Trollin

Love that animal

was that him? I don't nose

They see us bending, they hating (8)

Jesus christ skylar

Wot

scienc stahp!

Some editor has waited their entire life to write something like that.

Its beach time...

How to enhance your coffe

A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman

I seem to have a hatred to *** ingrained in my being...

the more you know

The new iPhone...

tumblr ***es

Oh, Pixar.

Karen pls

Home defense while cleaning

Gooby pls

I need a place to hide too

To all of you pathetic guys out there

Armadillo saves the day

Classy 4chan

He just doesn't give a shit anymore.

best crossover ever.

Shovel Knight is Ready to Dig You a New Butthole

I don't detect any fail in his plan

Cool Cop

Geronimoooo....oh.

Always care what you say

Thank you Siri

'Muricans....

Someone has been using my razor

The one true cancerous site

It's time to p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pay

He's as cold as ice

Wedding night

"come with me human"

#justbronzethings (unless you're in korea)

"Time is relative" - German science man.

The world never learns I guess....

She forgot the note

Little brother asks me for the laptop to go surf on ***

her sexuality is like a starbucks order

LOL True AMAZING

Netherland is of amused

Adam West should be in every cartoon

So Mark and Mary are interviewing people.

God damn it, Michael Bay !

Canadian Warfare hidden footage

Baseball banners.

America the Beautiful, America the Blind