I present you , the alpha-beta

Should try keylogging as Hobby too

They are illuminati

wanna guess what he got on his iq test? drool.

99 contacts

How a threatned american reacts to danger

Pretentious little ***.

How I see the "Give Gold" feature.

They go together like:

Putin is at it again

deadpool pls

will never read that scene the same way again

Hitler approves!

Lies people tell their kids

the truth was right in front of our eyes the whole time

Totally Legit.

There's your difference

Nachos is love, nachos is life.

People can't seem to keep their pants on in public.

How it feels when a high level enters the low level zones

The Fountain of youth

Nothing like the turtles.

A true ***

2 girls 1 hub

LONG LIVE JESUS

only in the philippines

No, I'm not. This table is just too comfortable.

"i'm not that competitive" they said.

Every time

Shark Week Winner

atleast you're not lollygagging

Shots fired.

Neil deGrasse Tyson knows how to solve all of the world's problems

Charlie gets in trouble or the hamster gets it, your call mom

It takes heart to give to others in need

The big question of the commonwealth games.

Sorry for the inconvenience. Now stop complaining :)

When I overheard there's more tequilla

Lets all sing

How can jews be real if bin laden isn't real?

Being childish

New and improved UI

Mr. and Mrs. Dish

9/10 would want to be a watermelon

Mods be like

Original title

Perfect timing.

"To View This Title, You Must Have The Title Bundle Pack For 59.99$"

Gotta love Robert Downey Jr.

Donate to a meaningful cause pls

Dirty Darwin.

Gang-star as f*ck

I introduce you: The Bedsnake Beater

Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*

Bad Pun: #1

Come on Congress.

Ups I did it again

mfw I see my ex with the person she told me not to worry about

I need sexism cuz

Feminisim

MRW death wants to dance battle for my life

When im about to start watching porn but theres someone in the house wandering around.

***ing Reality.

You can feel his hate

Ditching PJ's and slipping into our birthday suit is the way to go guys

Papa's boys

It happens

Bloody 'stralia!

Let the girl have her ***ing cereal

They see me surfin', they're dyin'

Well, they're not wrong.

They are all dirty.

This was a great show

Jugs

Life is a game

Share a Instagram of coke with: (Post name in comments)

Chessus

The Numbers of the Beast

This is how it went. Confirmed.

so strong that even the asian behind suffered it

Germany is used to workings

Beautiful

Let Battle Commence

What the actual ***

Oh, don't cry honey

Lucky for him that the d*ldo arrived the day before

The wall needed to be painted anyways.

When I see dat ass

Fully commit, or eat shit...

when you fail at life even when you are the main character

The food was good but the housekeeping was really rude

Clif Hanger

Best funeral ever!

Collect Karma guys!

Forgotten should stay forgotten for some reason

this one time at the band camp ...

It's just superstition after all.

pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!

Where is the gold and promised land i was told about?!

As good as the last one