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Scrub the paws peasant

I'd eat them

Do you even swim bro?

Thanks Jarrad

Sharknado has met it's match

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At most I submit

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I want to believe

Open your eyes, people.

When you play alone and THIS happends

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Have I ever told you the definition of Insanity?

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What not do

because, *** logic

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Looks like this company already learned their lesson.

Smile if you are having fun ( ◕‿◕)

Smooth as f**k.

Officer down! Armed suspect under the influence on the loose ! shoot on sight ...

That moment when nature strikes back

Dont troll the troll master * read you lazy farts is worth it*

ibend your mom

Security is taken very seriously in the UK

/v/ analyzing games

Will you at least call me tomorrow?

Whenever they ask me why I like older women ..

We all get a little carried away at times

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The 'New Normal' American Dream

Well played, Facebook.

This is why I have trust issues ...

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How I Picture USA's Reaction to ISIS Threatening Canada

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Is this how evil twins work?

Don't tear up old wounds

Everything changed when the apple nation attacked

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If i had mislefoot, it'd be in your ass

Works all the time

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

OP gets curious about his body

How to introduce HDL to your friends

Yummy

never too early...

What it feels like talking about being an atheist to some people

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Just a little off the top, please

MRW I see a post from AtLeastISubmit

if i don't make it on the bus, no one does

yeah, think in your carbon footprint

After 2 Years working at a Helpdesk I can relate

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How I feel during Skype sex

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every f*cking time!

When a perfectly good female gets on a nasty accident * I need this .. for science *

If you don't get this reference you should leave

just ghetto things

Isis you dickless little shit

mrw her father comes in, right after she put her pants on

Rekt

Have you ever been so high?

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When you put it in the wrong hole.

oh boy, more vacation

oh! the memories

You gave her head but she didn't tell you she was on her period

Common people vs. HL Gold members

Do you even squat, comrade?

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we would get more meat of them than actual pigs though

There would be less illness in the world

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These new leaks look promising guys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

weed might have been involved here

Thailand can into smart

Grammar police strike again

Anon has a layover in Texas

when she says "hit my g-spot"

When he misses my mouth

*Giggles*

Finally an honest candidate

Rick didn't get a brownie

I hate it when that happens

Gang attack? No problem nic