Tom Hanks has it all

It's on Wikipedia so it's true

i dont belive in double-mermaids

Beating rock with a pair of scissors.

I bet she can't stand him.

inb5 adopted

Nick Offerman without the Moustache.

Moot is the worst person in history

I gotta "hand" it to that pun.

how you Look while fapping and hearing suspicious noises

Because everything is better in pink!

The only feedback I really need to supply

Mario really has let himself go

Shots fired!

She told me to . . .

Rick Puns Strikes Again

Wheel reinvented.

Shit goes down in this bathroom

MRW I find something better after I cum.

Eye contact

Errybody love Kanye tho

"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.

Wat

When I accidently upvote AtLeastISubmit or NOTLeastISubmit

and f*ck you too

Girls in school when it starts raining

Gotta kill Aerith fast

Another Harold

the driver was an alcohol

Wear two glasses to appreciate that your daughter has now become a focused young man

I guess it depends on how brave you are

Penis enhancers

Nope nope nope

here you go, dear

Cannibal jokes

Its time

Plot twist: All because he didn't invite him.

I knew dat shit ain't true!

Every time

Surprise Spider

Well formed XML

Drunk

Pokemon, fun for all ages!

"Always trust a priest, but only when it works out for you" - me 20 sec ago

This story got me aroused

How to leaf blower 101

I play league, do i get a get out of jail free card?

Promotion.

10/10 would Play!

Why I don't *** with my cat

Just what I wanted.

This dog knows things...

when you're sober but u have to drag your drunk friend home

Came across this review of Plague Inc: Evolved on Steam

Evidence for all you non believers...

Don't forget your starbucks!

halls gotta chill

Snap Chat

when ur in a parent teacher conference

The countdown clock

The creator of 4chan is now on the 2nd and 3rd place on the list of all time worst people in history

future president 2102

Privlige checked

Dad vs Social Media

cursed!

Too much money spent on dank coal

Recycle

cat.exe is not responding

You see Ivan, when sex like me, you no more fear of have pregnant

American justice system at its best

this poor, poor guy

Dolphin love

Word

Aww Crap.

I'm not even sure what to make of this.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Definition of Internet

Because it's a cell wall

Yeah Science!

[wtf intensifies]

Playing Dead

How to get a girl properly wet...

So she won...and I'm single.

Honesty, the best policy

***ing nope.

Not to mention their fondness of the queen...

. .

Technically correct -- the best kind of correct

Like a glove.

/b/ makes a new -chan

A tall glass of disappointment

they told me that scopes on bats are useless, they were wrong

Make sure you get the neck

/b/ describes their sexlife

Cool glasses

Drunk

You gotta watch out for these things on the road in Russia

when i saw a cute girl

the wrong puppy

start of a yearlong therapy in 3..2.. 1..