Racist dog

Smesh bruhs

She been "training"

"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"

Dat seat

Hula-Hoop chapion

My gf just found a picture of my ex, spot on response.

I'm Scruffy. The janitor.

...or you have drugs ;)

The Magic Horse

It's all a matter of perspective.

pika-chew

This needed a fixin'

Time to dive into these spread sheets

If you need to do something stupid, at least make it look epic

Psychologists don't need 20 Questions.

Trying to hide acne with make up

When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts

To all rebels out there

You see krasnyy , In soviet Russia Pokemon chooses you !

Replace "I need Feminism" with "I need therapy" and it makes a whole lot more sense

When you take your girlfriend to a One D concert and you notice a friend of yours

And yes I do love having some negerboll in my mouth

stabbin trees is a sign of manliness

Real reason behind Dutch liberalism

I didn't want to sleep anyway

And I'm learning Thai...

Jesus knows supply & demand stuff

God damn Todd

OMG this trick works everytime!

Good guy Santa

Silly America

I'm not saying it was meth...

Finding the right roommate

im in the zone now

Apparently not everything.

ISIS 1 hour after crossing the russian border.

DAS IST FUNF

She says she's on the pill

Where Were You Between 4 and 6?

that pun though

My memory of bible camp

Top lel

Because it's the subway.

Well that escalated quickly.

Even as a young boy Nicholas knew what he wanted to do with his life

Why does Walmart need greeters?

I wouldn't be upset if Ebola Chan became a god

Manlyness at it's best

old but gold

iLULD

The bar is not for the weak of mind

Getting into Firefox' private mode after work

Tom Hanks has it all

It's on Wikipedia so it's true

i dont belive in double-mermaids

Beating rock with a pair of scissors.

I bet she can't stand him.

inb5 adopted

Nick Offerman without the Moustache.

Moot is the worst person in history

I gotta "hand" it to that pun.

how you Look while fapping and hearing suspicious noises

Because everything is better in pink!

The only feedback I really need to supply

Mario really has let himself go

Shots fired!

She told me to . . .

Rick Puns Strikes Again

Wheel reinvented.

Shit goes down in this bathroom

MRW I find something better after I cum.

Eye contact

Errybody love Kanye tho

"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.

Wat

When I accidently upvote AtLeastISubmit or NOTLeastISubmit

and f*ck you too

Girls in school when it starts raining

Gotta kill Aerith fast

Another Harold

the driver was an alcohol

Wear two glasses to appreciate that your daughter has now become a focused young man

I guess it depends on how brave you are

Penis enhancers

Nope nope nope

here you go, dear

Cannibal jokes

Its time

Plot twist: All because he didn't invite him.

I knew dat shit ain't true!

Every time

Surprise Spider

Well formed XML

Drunk

Pokemon, fun for all ages!

"Always trust a priest, but only when it works out for you" - me 20 sec ago

This story got me aroused

How to leaf blower 101

I play league, do i get a get out of jail free card?