The future is now!

Putting a woman on a dollar bill

Turkey says *** your shit

No, you're just supposed to sniff it!

Well that escalated quickly...

Heyyyy.....You!

Think I found a pattern for my next spacecraft landing shirt !

The american way of teaching

O_O

Didn't see that coming

These 3 deserve an A+ on their shenanigans

Dad jokes

This is about to happen

Advantages of Interstellar Travel

Scroll Hugelol, it's some green text gold here

So rude...

MRW she says it's going to be $120 to get her hair done

Checkmate, atheists and christians

Wait a minute...

History is written by the Victors

Chuck testa

Dear diary... Jackpot.

Wait. What?

Wu-Tang clan aint nuthing ta *** with.

Do her in a toilet cubicle with a stranger?

The Ultimate Trick Play

Dat shit

Once upon a time....

Girls who go tanning...

He is the MAN in the house!

Old habits die hard

Was not disappointed

"ask a quadruple amputee anything"

1 UP!

A mere flesh wound!

She was destined for this job.

thanks, dad!

Thanks dad...

Oh seasonal candy

Drop School , Stay in drugs , Say no to milk , - Hydra

Heel, mother***er.

A never ending story...

Restroom funnies.

Classic Stevie Wonder joke

Rap Has Changed

Mexican Hero

New machine at the gym...

Fries before guys

running in any game that has stamina

There's a sloths face on the back of this mans head

Bank of gamestop

Dem tattoos.

Think again

Homo-Polo

Normal people going to hiddenlol for the first time .

Each day is a gift

U wot m8

Dear God...

Well, this is a thing.

*Fly intensitive*

Beating lil shit who challenges you 1v1 on League of Legends

2spooky4me

Bill Nye the Time Traveler Guy

Will always be amazed by this guy

damnit Ikea...

Just Girly Things

I dare you!

Spiderman there for Ops since 2000*

I've made a huge mistake.

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

Bow to the power! !!

RIP Journalism

Clean your room!

Anon names a band

Girl tweets a joke to her school district about canceling school, gets promptly shut down.

***ing Hawkgirl

Daddy!!

Karen is an angel

Niiiiiiiiceeee

The cobra effect

Oh Dominos.

If the moon landing happened today

Saw this on Facebook. Yeah let me just go ahead and let this mountain lion in...

>***ing Retards

Not the mushrooms!!

Is it a nativity scene? Or two Tyrannosaurus Rex's fighting over a watermelon?

I don't care that you wrote this article, you watch porn and that is sexist.

This kid probably didn't get an A, but he definitely should have.

Who the f*** installed these shower taps?!?!?!?

Stop right there you criminal scum!

and don't forget to grease the pan

Your Tears Will Only Make Me Stronger

Superman and Lois knock boots for the first time

i'm not sure which girl is more surpised

shit forgot to turn off the mod

Wait a minute...

Beaver pls

Mfw I heard that they where remaking it for the 3ds

In case of emergency

Annoying Harry Potter Characters