This girl is not hitting me in the ass!!

Hate waiting for things..

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how my wingman signals me that i am in the clear

An accident first aid training

Adam And Steve

This could be interesting!

Saw this at work today

It was an honest mistake...

Friendzone OR Blackhole: You can't get out.

Look at that slut dancing so close!

When somebody asks me what my hobby is "flying dicks"

Math for grownups

Help is coming to buffalo guys

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

Eating your drinks.

Been chatting with a cute 14 year old girl...

A boy entered the store and made a decision that turned him into a man

Let me love you

Well, shit...

girls talking about jobs, what an age we live in.

Such wood

Bill Cosby : Rap allegations

Not very bright

Just some helpful life advice.

MRW friend asks me how come I modded skyrim on PC and he has a gaming console

1 secret trick to get laid.

explain one of the pictures and win a free imaginary cookie! 2 AND WIN A INFLATABLE MICROWAVE!!!!!

Great for short folk

Why is this dog acting like a cat?

MRW I am at war on but cant get off Hiddenlol

Ah yes, African American Pride indeed.

"Hovercat, Hovercat, what are they feeding you?"

I'm on it

This never gets old or irrelevant...

I posted this tommorow

Expiration

In Soviet Russia, you don't hit the pothole, the pothole hits you

SPREAD THE WORD!

Must have been a tough morning

Visual quantification of a goat's IQ

Play dead... play dead... attack!

Before you freak out, just remember this

Shit just goat real...

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

Ain't going to happen Sean

ooo dam...

This just got posted to "Ace-Ventura: Pet Detective's" Facebook Page....

Gay halloween parties

Nice try, but I'm not falling for that again

Not sure how he is smiling after that

Damn straight!

Guarghhhbaauurgrbllerk...

Badass goat

Aye Tina.

The difference between Americans and Australians.

Who doesn't love a cartoon of the Muppets going bad?

Debates priorities

She definitely asked for it

Stephen Colbert's thoughts on global warming.

Clearasil's new marketing campaign is spot on.

A new way to score

This guy.

SHUT UP AN BRING ME MOAR BLANKETS!

Now he attracts food and metal

Progression

Schoolhouse Rock 2

Progression.

Grow some balls

Let it go Bruce.

My Reaction When I'm finally old enough to drink alcohol

The toughest Thanksgiving dilemma

This happens way too often...

Seasonal Job/Now Hiring/No Experience Necessary/Company Car

No Jane needed here

College

John Mulaney is pretty underrated.

There are two types of girls

Something is wrong with this baby...

That's genius

Already recieving a pension

"NEWS"

Reasons to like France

Whenever I hear 10 year old boys raging on COD.

Don't Stare. Do NOT stare! Oh god, I'm staring!

Revolutionary war

Ferocious guard dog chases off burglar

Phew ...

Marriage Counseling

It was so cold that even the ghost froze

yummmm medium rare human

Schrodinger's cookies

So that's why.

Two words: Oculus Rift

I've been waiting since march to post this

*** SHIT *** SHIT SHIT

SKATE OR DIE

And mother of the year award goes to...

dark souls multiplayer

DIE BLIZZARD, DIE!