Dwight found twins

There's no way this was an accident

That small intestine tho

But they shouldn't

That's Right.

Wise words

SCIENCE!

Wonder why they didn't talk for 2 years

There are some differences...

Xmas ideas

The couple in the background of HIMYMhas been through a lot

Indian Women

Good idea

New Call of Duty® bonus pre-order mission

Do you think before you speak?

Wow, that must have SUCKED.

Google is telling me something....

Subtlety.

Well that's awkward...

Ashley pls

I'm looking at you Blitzen!

Press any button

Grammar Pirates

You know it's a bad neighborhood when...

not with my 99 accuracy

Reason 1...

UKIP and the NHS

#justwarlordthings

Dating tip

Peter's Trojan Horse

Very Realistic Description

Untouchable.

Whenever I'm forced to go out

Cosby loves pudding...

Lesbians and Jenga

The first time I went to church

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

That camera has kamehameha, obviously

As one of the most promiscuous uni's in the UK, the need to clarify this is worrying

Poor Luke

I'm Not a Rich Man

when kanye 69's with kim

God dammit Trebek!

jokes on him though, i droppped out from school!

A white trash version of the game show Concentration. Breathtaking.

This girl is not hitting me in the ass!!

Hate waiting for things..

for more check the description

how my wingman signals me that i am in the clear

An accident first aid training

Adam And Steve

This could be interesting!

Saw this at work today

It was an honest mistake...

Friendzone OR Blackhole: You can't get out.

Look at that slut dancing so close!

When somebody asks me what my hobby is "flying dicks"

Math for grownups

Help is coming to buffalo guys

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

Eating your drinks.

Been chatting with a cute 14 year old girl...

A boy entered the store and made a decision that turned him into a man

Let me love you

Well, shit...

girls talking about jobs, what an age we live in.

Such wood

Bill Cosby : Rap allegations

Not very bright

Just some helpful life advice.

MRW friend asks me how come I modded skyrim on PC and he has a gaming console

1 secret trick to get laid.

explain one of the pictures and win a free imaginary cookie! 2 AND WIN A INFLATABLE MICROWAVE!!!!!

Great for short folk

Why is this dog acting like a cat?

MRW I am at war on but cant get off Hiddenlol

Ah yes, African American Pride indeed.

"Hovercat, Hovercat, what are they feeding you?"

I'm on it

This never gets old or irrelevant...

I posted this tommorow

Expiration

In Soviet Russia, you don't hit the pothole, the pothole hits you

SPREAD THE WORD!

Must have been a tough morning

Visual quantification of a goat's IQ

Play dead... play dead... attack!

Before you freak out, just remember this

Shit just goat real...

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

Ain't going to happen Sean

ooo dam...

This just got posted to "Ace-Ventura: Pet Detective's" Facebook Page....

Gay halloween parties

Nice try, but I'm not falling for that again

Not sure how he is smiling after that

Damn straight!

Guarghhhbaauurgrbllerk...

Badass goat

Aye Tina.