oh god

Robbery therapy

End Gender Inequality!

I'm playing a new drinking game.

.......Simba?

Me trying to hit on chicks on dating websites

Someone please tell me you get this too

Joe pls

Not worth the risk

Valid Point

Well...he's got a point

MFW i see fat people cosplaying

You think your job is stressful?

The greatest joke ever to come out of there

Australia's first ever winter olympic gold

One of these things is not like the others

11:25 on a Wednesday.. why not.

Now You Know

You had óne job

Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello such ragtime wow

Uncle Buck

M&M's commercials

it's some weird kind of magic

The story of a chair's life.

I guess what you loose in IQ you win in inches

Drop the bass

The clock rule

sums up my love life

Found this on a table at school today...

Best $2.99 I've ever spent.

Strrrrrike!

Real boy problems.

Haircut - fixed

future us #2

Worlds Fasted Computer

manly cries are heard from the african american alley

uselessly proud

⇊⇊

scrooge, you smooth ***

If you're cold...

The Matrix is glitching again

One of Eric's best comebacks

Adblock at work

The perfect gift indeed, and at a reasonable price.

Browsing Instagram when suddenly....

He chose the right one to stand beside

Radical Islam; ISIS Smart Bomb

That's a heck of a bug, Android.

Here's why you shouldn't call all black people in the U.S., "African Americans"

Baby it's bad out there.

can they finally achieve world peace and annihilate feminists altogether now?

Racism works both ways

The local cobbler has a way with words

Pretty much

Foolproof advice!

This made me laugh so hard

RDR awesome game w/ flawless logic

Anon Goes Hunting

Found this n' it gave me a laugh.

Talk about police brutality.

this always happens

For the times when you just don't remember how old they are.

Useful apps

Kids these days

A glimpse into Hiddenlol

best restaurant ever

Vegan humour

Gotta Kill'em All

Cutting your bread with a wooden doorstop.

When you miss your stop

Bye, kids!

She told me her secret.

Schrodinger's USB stick

Geography is hard, alright?

Metaphors

I'm Bond. Sendmenudes Bond.

She married him for his girth.

This is soon to happen in the UK

Just happened in who wants to be a Millionaire Australia

Baby Jesus is going to have some wicked abs by the end of the season

bruh

every goddamn time! no, wait, I'm single.

If i had a girlfriend that asked for dick pics, i would have sent her this.

"Would you *** me? I'd *** me..."

game companies these days...

Dad no...

Christmas is the most metal holiday

My reaction when as a king I lead a crusade and my favorite song comes on the lute

Liz Lemon and the toaster waffle

Nice Pun Work, Dream Me!

trust me, I'm an engineer

animu glasses

Patients is a virtue

it's not hi. it's ni

Jesus got some moves.

When her weight starts with 200

This is why my teacher is stupid.

Wrong number

Honest guy.

Scrooge Mc....***