Local woman is 71 and 68 at the same time, doctors hate her!

Well said, well said

One hell of a deal kiddo!

Every Time...

Smooth as |_|__ck

Oh True!

doesnt smoke weed everyday

Bob Ross knowledge

Traditional Broke Dating

The teacher's pet

"Goddamnit Karl."

The real hunger games

This response couldn't be better

So You Have Bought a New MacBook

Oh no! Pls share for jesus or 11 good things will happen at bad timez

Just president things

Playing Cards Against Humanity at Thanksgiving with your gradma has its risks

Meanwhile in New Zealand

Rate my gf

Cat-calling

Honest job advertising.

Never forgetti

This year's Home alone marathon. With extra happy endings

This sums up every club on New Year's Eve

$199,999.99!

...dammit

Anon fights crime

"I'd smurfing smurf the smurf out of that smurfing smurf!"

Society for asking stupid questions

Please be extra vigilant this Christmas!

Supreme Leader

This pizza delivery driver was in front of me at a red light the other night.

Frosty is a prostitute

Night night

Role Play Gone Wrong

Sister came across this article while preparing for her upcoming job interview.

Back when Spongebob was good.

Turns out Shrek hates it.

Spoiler

What it's like living in the North on this day..

not today mr bond

Placebo Effect

Cat goals

The passive aggression of the Christ

When you realise that it is time for a re-branding

Cop beats black man in New York.

Kim Jong Un enjoying the new movie

Top Shop Presents

Claustrophobia

To be fair, there were 4 additional minutes

Fasting

How to receive a one-way ticket to Hell

wat

America in style

"yeah babe. it's kinda tight there"

A moment of silence for those who don't understand what he is trying to do

Every waiter knows

if it fits, it fists

Velma is have none of your vampire bullshit.

Morning After Cat

Comment Lad

Seriously‽

Dear Santa....

Demotivational poster

So Hopeful

I'm really glad "Fireplace For Your Home" has subtitles

I nearly died laughing

Today we lost another valuable porn set...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cosplay taken to a whole new level!

When the girl in front of you won't get her hair off your desk

Teenage trees

Dr. Phil

We run a very tight ship

Get it together, menu.

Just Some Casual Reading At The Ball Game

majestic

MFW I find a really good song and I have to share it with my wife

Kids

Social media in real life

Saying "keep the change" when the item cost 4.99 and you paid with a 5 dollar bill

Can't talk, busy raising sea level

It's super effective

Basically every class during finals.

should be #1 therapy in america and mexico

Should I buy it for my Birthday Party?

Move your lazy ass!

Pony and Bologna

Canadian News Headline

Pubic hares

Why i dont like reflexes

How to troll Youtube staff.

"I can feel your balls"

when you look up during your exam and make eye contact with your teacher.

This pizza place really understands their customers

"Oh, look, you can fit in my dress"

:o

A religious conundrum

Most useless superhero accessory.

I was born with them skills