eating 25 egg in the morning was a bad idea

Being the older "mature" brother on Christmas morning

bur I still get presents from satan

The Queen is busting out the jokes this year.

Your titties "

Brace yourself...

Mom has never had good taste in picking out shirts for me, but this year she nailed it.

Excuse me sir, I will have the ***.

Holiday Outsourcing

raising awareness

Christmas Accident

The neighbors are efficient: 8:40am, Christmas morning.

Gotta pay the troll toll

...

Dogs look innocent and so cute

Cranberry Juice

Do not fck with the busdriver

Woke up to a Christmas horror story

Bandwidth only goes so far when the whole family is in town

Please welcome Queen douchebag ladys

An Asian coworker gave me a surprise Christmas present today✌️😊✌️

Color by numbers

Annnnnnd I'm never using bing for porn again.

happy birthday Jesus

After Assassins Creed Unity, Ubisoft starts to be honest with the players.

That's nasty

Go Jesus

Important instructions for this Christmas.

This just happened

Bit of an overreaction

Any minute now

Merry Christmas Adam and Eve!!

Children everywhere right now

Op's, Unite!

This car is build for dragracing...

something doesn't add up here

Good Guy Kim Jong Un

Worst gift wrapping ever

Or ask what's for dinner.

An ordinary day at the canadian local store

TIME for Batman

New hair styling product.

oh well...

Too bad he got caught

mfw people tell me to stop watching anime

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

Round The Twist Lasted For 12 Years

The Ukrainians finally found a way to stop the Russkies.

Couldn't get answers out of either one

dog nails the MJ Spidey kiss

Harry Bunn

It's a trap

wow, I really need to re watch the Disney Princess movies

he hacked pizza corner to send him 318 pizzas

Obama, Rogen, and Franco owns Kim Jong Un

every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings

I will get those rings for my parents

Son of a....

How to have fun while talking to coustumer service

Ffs Grandpa..

Just had Korean for dinner. Noticed this on the receipt.

OP is smoking

Whew, good thing he cleared that up in his yearbook!

No santa, dont jump!

So Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson just uploaded this to his Instagram

Good 'Samaritan' Backfire

Kids these days

How does it taste?

Who wore it best?

Auto scrolling through fresh page (watch the whole thing)

Then why are you dressed like Santa??

We have to make presents

h2 game

When I convert the price of the Thai prostitute back to euros

That time the TMNT were on Oprah. Only the 90s

Dyslexic heaven

Decoy keyboard

We spared no expense.

How to hug an attractive person

Hoes gone be hoes

Plot twist: strawberry syrup and soy sauce

Racist

Mike is ***ed up

Well Winnie the Pooh is ruined...

Random texts

Can you solve this math problem?

This is totally legit, and he got the job too

How I'm picturing North Korea's internet issues right now

Ah

There are two types of girls in England

That's messed up

I call this position the "Silver Surfer."

30 Rock predicted it years ago

Sign at the cafeteria today

#get_rekt

Wait! What Minnie???

Forever Alone - Catholic style.

'Straya

CS:GO review

Stephen Hawking and John Oliver