Got the most accurate fortune cookie today.

yea

Left-front-handed

Yes, Netflix does understand Janice

He has grown too fond of Hobbit weed

We cracked the code

It totally was

no go zones in France

We're sisters

rest in cuckhold sweet prince

the pleasure is all mine benefical cucumber

Age of consent

moar realistic pikmin

Should have used 3 condoms

God gives 404

Everybody knows that God is a mallard

France's response to the "no go zones" on fox news

Keeping your fans supplied

He already bought his momma a house

His master plan is unfolding.

Not always the worst

"Where there is love, there is life" - Joseph Stalin

Confidence is key when speaking your mind

8 out of 10 women agree: trying to dislocate your jaw really hurts

Well ain't that the truth

American Quickscoper

No one likes the new velociraptor at the office .. I wonder why he is quite friendly

Pic very related

Classic

Praise the TRUE masterrace!

aaaand moooore realistic LoZ

After you shave your pubic hair

maybe someone should tell them?

Jack, not now. I'm working

Can't unsee this...

How your cat sees things.

Piiikaa.....

Nice helmet!

Gandalf the Fey

Cats ate her face

i'm lovin it

You had ONE job, Lineblock! ONE. JOB

Apple please

Swanson approved

"Tyrone is just a good friend"

"You're welcome"

Hot fun

How Europeans view Americans

Deep and saucy, that's how we like our comments

When your friend announces he's getting engaged to his cheating girlfriend

The more you know

Can we just remove all the warning labels and let Darwinism handle the rest?

The worst thing to tread on

Ramen nearing bankruptcy

That other time South Park drew Mohammed and got away with it

Poor Ross...

Keeping tourist alive in Colorado!

Don'twe all?

That's my dawg

Hate it when that happens

What a $250 textbook can teach you

Truuuuuu!

well thanks for the heads up

M'Lady

shots have been fired

Thanks, Buddy!

No one is safe

Instant karma

Give us the child, wipe away the debt.

Rollin up the dank

or you're wack

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

She Doesn't Need No Bathroom

Just another day on Yik Yak

Indian Harry Potter is weird

Hide yo pups, hide yo ***...

Dog: I do not trust my travel agent.

"I'd take a child porn charge to have a luscious beard and mustache"

We've all been there

wel hello there...

Best response to Moot stepping down

Why Dutch shouldn't be translated to English

They know

First day of work, don't know what to do

this morning's edition of "what's in the elevator?"

JK

how to get to the front page 101

Do you?

He wasn't crazy. He was just ahead of his time

It does seem like something he'd say...

Found: Large Dog

Workaround

Judy's doing everything right

No cookies for you!

This pic is never intended to do this.

That's always fun

Kangaroos are like tyrannosaurus deer!

Saw this car while on campus...

It's not as bad as it used to be, but it still suck.

well sorry eh