21,375 
Okay, time to buy a lottery ticket
Would be fun to actually test this on some Tumblr Blogs
us
browsing facebook when...
Allahu Akbar
Kill the captain, become the captain.
8 + 8 - 0
Textbook Pricing
Does it look like I'm going downstairs?
um...
Fair enough..
A real man makes his own luck
"Do not let the cat in"
Finally did it!
People testing their GTX 970 right now
When you ask for a drawing on your pizza box
Ultimate dadjoke T-shirt from thrift store
This man likes to live dangerously
A typical Scandinavian knife rack
a severe case of morning wood
Best Valentines day cards ever.
Ross definitely had his moments.
SPOT ON PROFESSOR!
So you deny me, do you Ed boy?
Fun fact!
Want some lube with that, sir?
playing stupid
Unbeknownst to them, they were only feeding Rex's powers.
Introducing: Mom Jokes
When your dreams are better than others
Got the most accurate fortune cookie today.
yea
Left-front-handed
Yes, Netflix does understand Janice
He has grown too fond of Hobbit weed
We cracked the code
It totally was
no go zones in France
We're sisters
rest in cuckhold sweet prince
the pleasure is all mine benefical cucumber
Age of consent
moar realistic pikmin
Should have used 3 condoms
God gives 404
Everybody knows that God is a mallard
France's response to the "no go zones" on fox news
Keeping your fans supplied
He already bought his momma a house
His master plan is unfolding.
Not always the worst
"Where there is love, there is life" - Joseph Stalin
Confidence is key when speaking your mind
8 out of 10 women agree: trying to dislocate your jaw really hurts
Well ain't that the truth
American Quickscoper
No one likes the new velociraptor at the office .. I wonder why he is quite friendly
Pic very related
Classic
Praise the TRUE masterrace!
aaaand moooore realistic LoZ
After you shave your pubic hair
maybe someone should tell them?
Jack, not now. I'm working
Can't unsee this...
How your cat sees things.
Piiikaa.....
Nice helmet!
Gandalf the Fey
Cats ate her face
i'm lovin it
You had ONE job, Lineblock! ONE. JOB
Apple please
Swanson approved
"Tyrone is just a good friend"
"You're welcome"
Hot fun
How Europeans view Americans
Deep and saucy, that's how we like our comments
When your friend announces he's getting engaged to his cheating girlfriend
The more you know
Can we just remove all the warning labels and let Darwinism handle the rest?
The worst thing to tread on
Ramen nearing bankruptcy
That other time South Park drew Mohammed and got away with it
Poor Ross...
Keeping tourist alive in Colorado!
Don'twe all?
That's my dawg
Hate it when that happens
What a $250 textbook can teach you
Truuuuuu!
well thanks for the heads up
M'Lady
shots have been fired
Thanks, Buddy!
No one is safe
Instant karma
Give us the child, wipe away the debt.
Rollin up the dank