Ok, Jesus, I'll read it

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Well shit

Hanks Shipping

A Dignified Exit

MY CABBAGES!!

In-Home Dick Measuring Kit. Patent Pending.

You just don't know how to do it

Stumbled upon this

New Zeeland

Captain ! It's a trap !

Ass is what jewasaurus wrecks

Well... that was unexpected.

Good advice Melissa

How's that drink taste?

Wheeee

Taking it to the next level

The Last Straw

BMXXX

When your nipples are cold...

Scumbag Apple

Such thoughtful young men

When little sh*t cousin deletes my pokemon save

Roads in Brazil...

Craigslist delivers

Let's stay the night.

Proper way to use the satnav.

The perfect crime.

Children who love harry potter book

ШIИTEЯ IS ҪOMIИG

Couldn't sleep though... too much noise

Local Gas Station Having Some Fun

No words.

Dude

Them Tree Powers

Splashing

Actual Presidential Group Photograph

mfw

I'm getting really tired of your shit

Romance...

Budget cuts.

Yo ***es

Moe Syzslak

Horrified graduates flee as planes attack crowds with hats.

The cookies...

Yeah, let me get 23 cheeseburgers

The awkward moment when you meet your new Boss....

True thugs know how to spell

Learning german like

Dick coming through

That's not gonna cut it...

All hail McDonalds

Stalking teacher

Bruh

Yes

It would have been cooler though

No one should have to wait 365 days to have a baby.

You don't stand between a man and his BBQ sauce

Bill Gates sure knows how to party

Most likely to succeed.

Guess who forgot to show up for the health show?!

What to do when your gf gets her period

Hoes

ITS A TRAP!

AAAARRRGGG!!!!

***ing love trees!

In other news

Perfectly reasonable reaction.

Pick Up Line Recovery

Whose tooth is it Michael?!

Sums it up.

That's what they want you to think.

Where do i submit this gif?

this is awesome

Sure

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

das right ***, work that camera over here

Let's go to Dad Land

*hits blunt*

Logically sound advice

Bae woke me up

Hue Jackman, everybody!

Will this be enough spaghetti?

Religious extremism

Well that escalated quickly....

drake the type of nigga that won't steal the bike in the beginning of san andreas

finaly kangoros in austria, the confusion is perfekt !

Impossible

When you have to report the news but you are on drugs again

fuuck you dog

Seems legit

He knows he`ll get burned, and still won`t use protection

No eye contact

Adverts on the London Underground are becoming more and more aggressive

tiny dancer in my hand

Almost hit one today....

Everything comes to an end and he's okay with that

It's the only reasonable thing to do

Smooth.

Where can we find these bikini profile photo girls? And they are willing to chat and stuff...