115,273 
That dirty slut!
Tipping intensifies
its kind of motivational
They do it on purpose.
Jose
Must be cold there, his nuts have shrunk
When you hear someone talking shit about you
Something's off about this Craigslist post.
don't worry, you're going to a new home
So Chipotle got hacked on twitter
Theres a new sheriff in town
Japan is operating on another level
When someone asks an extremely stupid question.
Avocad-owned
Ho ho hoo
Me trying to flirt
Should've worn a condom.
You can even cut a decent number of zeros
You could feed them all on Thanksgiving
So good.
Could expect it
Edgy wedgy
Also for 40 tiny pancakes
Happens all the time
How to treat her like a lady!
Dem eyebrows
The learn the difference, live the difference!
Always....
Metal Dick Solid
How it feels to have a long smooth poop.
It takes two to rebuild a relationship.
It's always sad when you see someone eating alone
Dad Jokes!
What's for dinner?
Saw this on facebook, had to share
A young one too
Found it!
"M'lady"
Sometimes, there are questions that can't be answered.
Burn
Applied for a job and got this email back
He is always so wise.
Nope nope nope nope
problem with companies making their name a verb...
All the dirty work
Make a killing.
It ain't easy being cheesey
Russian dating sites are a goldmine
White girls be like...
After reading that Canada might have assisted suicide laws pass
And today's racists award goes to Tina Ho.
The moment he realized we went past the dog park and we're on the way to the vet.
McRib and Shamrock shake
This is what Internet was built for.
you just pulled the trigger
*pst *pst *pst
Friday Motto.
EVERY. FCKN. TIME.
I seriously need to grow up
Don't be a little *** is what I'm saying
Prevent Natural Disasters!
Common mistake
Justgirlythings
korean jesus=best jesus
objectophilia
Me fighting against life
This is a chair for ***s
Racism averted
It has begun
360 no defuse
Trying to study when.. internet happens
Goat Bro
No napping you lil ***!
Hope they are screening the Americans...
8 000 000 000 retweets
What a creative way to repurpose a shoe rack!
Seriously Google? That's not really what 'translate' means.
Patrick Bateman's Bath Mat: Perfect for Your Guest Bath!
Chicken Eggs
Japan will never win the World Cup
kids got his priority's
Take a closer angle you f*ggt
Seems legit
Not even a katana.. Just a friggin Umbrella ffs
Arguing with an Engineer
Just Russian things
this school is special
everyone needs a clara
#modernbedtimestories #like4like #share4share #hashtag***s
Blame it on the chain
When my dad hands me the car keys
Native tongue
Anti-vaxxers.
The real culprit
Jazx music on the backround
#JustArabThings
Firefly gets one season. Jersey Shore gets six. Where's the logic in that?!
Toe Massager for Sale!
CHOO CHOO MOTHER***ER
Oh Bother..