The first thing a cult does...

Women are attracted to ***s

When I ask my band teacher how long we need to practice...

When a customer says they are going to go to our competitors.

This was Teresa before the operation

Headstone of the future.

It would be nice...

His face says it all...

Barney is in a fitness magazine!

Pros and Cons of Watching the Oscars...

Breakdown of Men's Tape Measure Usage

Cheer up, emo horse

Favorite Oscar Moment

Peter Dinklage catches you up on The Game of Thrones

Snowblower

Ultimate pick up line

Someone thinks they're funny

Damn Australians

He said the bathroom was the second door on the left, but this is just an empty closet...

Is this a joke?

Oh the Russians.

does this count as cheating?

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is such an underrated show

You guys called it.

Rejected 50 Shades of Grey Script

Tired of your shit

A basic guide for mountaineering

That feeling

Evil shoes

A very narrow margin to make

Jessie Spano tries to make it right.

Great Imgur find this mornimg

Why are all the guys looking at me?

This may take a while...

rekt

Listen carefully

Rickrolling first page

Impossible standards for Pokemon trainers

Accurate

Let's take this joke to the checkout line

They can't even

It is a bigger problem than we thought...

Those eyes

The Truman Show The Complete Series

Or even a thank-you from the USDA

When you get diddlydone with their shit

If celebrities looked like their fan art

Asleep on the train

Only men will understand the joy when we see urinals like this.

Found this in H&M Tokyo

Michigan Human Society knows how to get pets adopted

thats how expensive you are

Why vampires prefer virgins

Cannibalization in Busytown...

Every IT professional

No man can grill me.

Errors in the cloning process

It's not always good to have the faceless men owe you.

She got the D

Mfw Thai prostitute has no dick.

mean-while on a black neighborhood

Shit's going down.

I guess he wont get the job at the strip club

This mother ***er swallowed the watermelon whole and it got stuck

What seems to be the bouncer, problem?

His mixtape isn't the only thing dropping

It's a sad life

Disgusting but hilarious

in my company cafeteria you couldn't taste the difference

...he helps and we split the tickets 50/50

A Real problem for Kronos

So ***ing deep

Ron Swanson likes Moby Dick

fooled ya

I've made a huge mistake

Bill Nye gettin high

The unmistakable look of defeat

My cat ancestors believe in me

The face of disappointment

Angel is spot on

Have we gone too far?

50 shades of Razer green

John Oliver is a brilliant troll

Not sure which one was more wrong

Putin droppin' rhymes

Spring is just around the corner

My new Life objective

So this is how hackers looks like, according to my local news

Oh ok

Updating the browsing habbits of this truck

Good advice

Mom's gonna be pissed

Do you even lift?

Oh Johnathan

Sometimes, stupidity is an art form.

That's what she said...miss michael scott

Sick flip, Dad!

And I still dont get how they all hung out in Milkshake Bar/Gymnasium

Dream big Chris

Very funny he is