Apples are efficient for mornings

Guess that would be for a beat down

Blastoise on her face

Willing to lay pipe. Night or day!

Everybody's favorite choose your own adventure classic

Oh, and also... you're the dinner, son.

Er'time

You could literally walk on the sun, and you would not be half as burnt as this *** is right now.

Meth.... Not bad

Thanks Andy!

medium heat

Your Man's Balls

"I dont wanna die!"

Kanye's Reflection

Book Gandalf was a sarcastic smartass

Titanic Conspiracy

I'll buy you a car, but you won't forget it.

Correlation is not... oh wait, yes. Yes it is.

Kim Jong Hutt

Her last boyfriend was going bananas

4chan, helps people since 2003

Fitness is for winners.

"Give me The Order 1886... oh yeah... wait, WTF?"

You are gonna regret that decision Mr. President

Damn I'm good

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD!

Deadpool and Spiderman

You know, I'm here for the girls

So this happend

Lead me on the way to patriarchy

Pump Not Found...

Colorado: It's the thought that counts.

So poor they couldn't even afford a car with 4 seats

Alternate Selves

When someone asks me if they can use my PC

he also finds where's waldo while he was in the nursery

To those freaking out about SNL's ISIS sketch

Canadian Anonymous be like

How to pick up American women

meaningful donation

If you were a vegetable...

But only one of them makes money

Man up..

It's a trap!

Sushi?

...classic Ron

Why potatoes are the best veggie

when bros got your back

MAXIMUM Turbo!! Head Spin!

Thank You Mr. Naylor for joining us...........

supressing my trigger

Talking to the devil

The truth about cheese

He forgot step one

Us vs Them.

Spam

Old-school trolling from 1930

"Elmo" at the club

What are you trying to say?

OP

The $1 bill resembles a bunch of dudes circle jerking

Trigger material

Asked a girl out. She said yes and asked what we were gonna do.

Oh Google, you so silly

MRW I hear an anti-vaxxer talking about "natural" cures for measles and polio

The Easiest Way To Learn Breakdancing

To everyone talking about their great summers

When ugly girls hit on you

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How do I join

the meanest *** in the valley...

Total Honesty

Metallica knows

another kid thats definitley gonna go places

Sign seen in a pub's bathroom

when bae is home alone

Trolling before it was cool

Well now I'm a bit worried

Well

Numbers game

Cosplay Photography in a Nutshell

There's no denying how true this is

Found some 4chan silver this morning

Trust fall

Magical probably

Black people don't have a choice...

People that post snapchat stories but never watch anyone elses.

Of course Twitch, of fcking course.

The truth about cats.

When you win a fight try to play cool but still *** it up

The key to happiness - Mr Peanut Butter.

Tinder seduction at its finest.

Beck

MRW I heared about the Dress thing

Eat your own shit klepto.

pls stahp

When u aint got game

*hits blunt

When you realize you forgot to close the porn tab

That's some fine journalism.