How to ask a girl to prom: Get a goat...

Classic SpongeBob

Why would you stop me?

3rd Rock from the Sun - Smoking

That's right... you just keep on playing. Biden's here.

Here fishy fishy

A Transaction for Satisfaction

'Murcia intensifies

Are those contacts!?

why rainbows r curved

so kvlt

I'm so sexy

Severus "Gate Agent" Snape

Old dog fetching a ball

Meanwhile in India

thats how greece solved financial crisis problem

Bought a used car with an alarm system.

Beta as ***

They're heeeeeeere

Seems Legit

Teen snorts grandma's ashes

When I kinda want to do it, but not really.

Classic Jesus

GoAmateur

Benjamin Franklin=Stoner

Why don't you ship to Romania ? Do you think we have leprosy or something?

Religious people be like :The bible is the absolute truth, up to the point where I don't agree with

A thought provoking chart. Who knew they were interrelated professions?

Normal business

"Why the hell did you guys come if you're not even gonna watch the games? Shut up already."

It's gotta be a word!

When you think you have to fart but it's a shart and you stop it just in time

Women Vs Men

Open your eyes people, alderaan shot first!

So I've taken a liking to speedrunning games, so pretty much this.

''Dolls'r'us''

What is your favorite element?

Explains why she's now an Anal Evangelist

Idk will it?

Women's magazines

They say its still burnin

"Damn Billy that burger sure looks good"

Good ol' simpsons

Mother in law asked us over for dinner third time this week

Don't watch this tape

49% hornets is my maximum

Shut Up, Mike.

Welp, hope you guys could relate to this. Because I can't -Jabba the Hutt

Black guy pranking his dad

Respect Gets Respect

Damn Canadians and their Freemium games

Thug Life ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐

4chan cookie

most tolerance of all

Oh Amelia, you dumb ***

Guys, we did it

Badass Of The Year

Autofocus

We all know she gonna shoot herself at the end

Something is not right

The solar eclipse from England

The Doggy Debate

Most of us today.

I like that one guy, his name is Dick

Titan is mentally visiting another planet.

When people ask why im so retarded

Big black *** scares a brunette ***

mfw I realize that I'm on an imaginary bike

Me trying to go on a kill streak

Accurate.

What Putin did during his recent 'disappearance'

I hate that I can relate to this

Macfag being dumb

I'M NOT THE ***ING CRICKET FRANK!

Moutainjewz

You're doing God's work, Facebook Related Content Algorithm.

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

And that´s it for the workout this month

People in the UK trying to watch the eclipse this morning.

And the door has won

Europeans Today

Another night alone in the cold

I.. I can't... I just can't..

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

He knows what he's doing

You have to plan ahead.

mfw I realize that dropping out of school wasn't this of a good idea

Online dating -- Who has it worse?

The entire Harry Potter series in a nutshell.

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail...

Local Hero Rescues Child From Cross Dressing and a Healthy Lifestyle

when they tuch my KFC

Gotta be original nowadayz

The effects of armageddon

Pokemon logic

God has forsaken him

because they did it so many times

It's a fine way to get murdered

Can't beat it, might as well join it!

Very uplifting