Dear Abby

He asked the teacher for a pen

Burn! Or more like, Explosion!

I always wanted a jew-free workplace

Just a little closer

OP's cat.

Bing is so much better than Google guys!

Life Hack

Found on google maps, calling police.

hardcore Henk

Frozen themed birthday party went wrong

That came out wrong

and neither one have the same USB plug type

Probably best not to...

such precision and grace!

"Trust nobody, not even yourself"

Educated at McDonald's University...

Highschool elections are getting more and more creative nowadays. I blame the internet!

Always give 100%

Brings Tears to My Eyes....

God bless this photographer

Smart App

They'll get suspicious

Damnit Tyrion, wasn't the last one with black hair trouble enough?

Um.. good job Pampers

Geology

They almost had me.

Cannibalism

Next Stop.......Moose Knuckle City

GTA Frankfurt!!!

would this explain the face of the girl that was grinding on me ?

That Women ain't got Sh!t on Her

Watch out in Mexico guys...

When the people ask me for directions

So much to do now when spring finally arrived

Dwight has both keys

Found Waluigi

This needs to be reposted.

Timorous vs reckless children

Just girly things.

We've all stayed here

Goddamn Catwoman

"Carefull, it's my first time"

Important conference call went down in the South Carolina dugout today

Did a little jogging

White girl probs.

The bow tie was a nice touch

mfw console peasant.

tears

They're running out of ideas

Nice try, though

Primary Household Breadwinner

True artists follow no rules

I blame the US government!

How to ask a girl to prom: Get a goat...

Classic SpongeBob

Why would you stop me?

3rd Rock from the Sun - Smoking

That's right... you just keep on playing. Biden's here.

Here fishy fishy

A Transaction for Satisfaction

'Murcia intensifies

Are those contacts!?

why rainbows r curved

so kvlt

I'm so sexy

Severus "Gate Agent" Snape

Old dog fetching a ball

Meanwhile in India

thats how greece solved financial crisis problem

Bought a used car with an alarm system.

Beta as ***

They're heeeeeeere

Seems Legit

Teen snorts grandma's ashes

When I kinda want to do it, but not really.

Classic Jesus

GoAmateur

Benjamin Franklin=Stoner

Why don't you ship to Romania ? Do you think we have leprosy or something?

Religious people be like :The bible is the absolute truth, up to the point where I don't agree with

A thought provoking chart. Who knew they were interrelated professions?

Normal business

"Why the hell did you guys come if you're not even gonna watch the games? Shut up already."

It's gotta be a word!

When you think you have to fart but it's a shart and you stop it just in time

Women Vs Men

Open your eyes people, alderaan shot first!

So I've taken a liking to speedrunning games, so pretty much this.

''Dolls'r'us''

What is your favorite element?

Explains why she's now an Anal Evangelist

Idk will it?

Women's magazines

They say its still burnin

"Damn Billy that burger sure looks good"

Good ol' simpsons

Mother in law asked us over for dinner third time this week

Don't watch this tape

49% hornets is my maximum